“What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” I don’t really care, or do I?

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Well, the extended trailer for Ryan Lochte’s reality show is out. You can view it on

The trailer proves what we already know, that Ryan Lochte is a douchebag. It follows him going out to pick up girls and getting gloriously shot down (“Does this work with everybody?”), talking about his shoes, and teaching America how to correctly say “Jeah!” Thanks Ryan, we would be lost without you.

I’m not going to lie, I may have gotten a little emotional when he talked about winning gold. However, I quickly pulled myself together when I recalled that he stood on the platform with a diamond grill in his mouth. [Insert eye roll here.]

Do you plan to watch “What Would Ryan Lochte Do?” Do you plan to do what I’m going to do (secretly watch and deny deny deny)?

Author: elizbond

Creative Project Manager at the CFPB, Appalachian State alumni, Emerson College IMC graduate. Lover of movies, television, junk food, her dog Dexter, James Dean, and all things southern. North Carolina native, DC resident.

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