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Fall 2015 Premieres and What to Watch

Chanel #5 (Abigail Breslin, L) and new Sorority Pledges Grace (Skyler Samuels, C) and Zayday (Keke Palmer, R).

It’s the most wonderful time of the year: upfronts. This is like my draft day. It’s like Christmas. This is the week that all major networks release their fall line-ups; new trailers, new faces, and new schedules. After keeping a watchful eye on all the updates, I’m ready to tell you my favorites. Here are the shows I’m most excited about starting this fall.

Grandfathered, FOX

I laughed out loud. I gushed. I had goosebumps. And that was only from the trailer. John Stamos portrays Jimmy, a lifetime bachelor whose life is upended when he discovers he’s a father—and a grandfather. Josh Peck portrays his hopeless, mess of a son. Paget Brewster is his ex-girlfriend.

Reasons to watch: The chemistry between the actors seems to be perfect. John Stomas and Paget Brewster are natural together.

Cast: John Stamos, Josh Peck, Paget Brewster, Christina Milian, Kelly Jenrette, Ravi Patel

Scream Queens, FOX

If you combine Glee, American Horror Story, and Emma Roberts’ resting bitch face (all of my favorite things) you get Scream Queens. The plot hasn’t been fully explained yet and I think that’s why I like it. There’s a little bit of mystery. We know that it’s set on a college campus, there have been a series of murders, and it’s a comedy. I’m intrigued. And I’m not alone judging by the straight to series order.

Reasons to watch: That cast.

Cast: Jamie Lee Curtis, Emma Roberts, Oliver Hudson, Lea Michele, Abigail Breslin, Keke Palmer, Nick Jonas, Ariana Grande, Billie Lourd, Skyler Samuels, Lucien Laviscount, Niecy Nash, Diego Boneta, Glen Powell, Nasim Pedrad

Flesh and Bone, STARZ

This was the first trailer I watched that made me actually giddy with new television excitement. Can we just call it what it is? Center Stage: The Gritty Sequel. I mean, it even has Charlie from Center Stage. CHARLIE! And let’s be real. Center Stage is the BEST movie. It’s that go to movie that you watch to reminisce about how easy it was to be a teen in the early 2000s. I fondly remember days where it played on HBO after school while I pretended to do pirouettes in the kitchen before my parents got home from work.

Anyway, Flesh and Bone follows Claire, a young dancer with a distinctly troubled past as she enters into the American Ballet Company in New York. The eight-hour series has been described as gritty and complex as it navigates Claire’s self-destructive tendencies.

Reasons to watch: Hellooooooooo! Charlie (Sascha Radetsky) is back!

Cast: Sarah Hay as Claire. The cast includes 22 accomplished ballet dancers including former American Ballet Theatre principal dancer Irina Dvorovenko (Kiira), former American Ballet Theatre soloist Sascha Radetsky (Ross), Ballet Arizona company dancer Raychel Diane Weiner (Daphne) and Boardwalk Empire’s Emily Tyra (Mia). Ethan Stiefel, former artistic director of the Royal New Zealand Ballet and a former American Ballet Theatre principal dancer, served as consultant and choreographer. Other cast members include Josh Helman (X-Men: Days of Future Past), Damon Herriman (Justified), Tina Benko (The Good Wife), Ben Daniels (House Of Cards) and Tovah Feldshuh (The Walking Dead).

The Family, ABC

I could not look away while watching this trailer. Joan Allen plays a local politician whose son (The Way, Way Back’s Liam James) returns after being presumed dead following his disappearance a decade earlier. His return has a ripple effect on the rest of his family. And in probably the most interesting twist, is he who he really says he is?

Reasons to watch: The cast. In addition to Joan Allen and Liam James, Andrew McCarthy portrays the wrongly accused neighbor who has been rotting in prison. Zach Gilford (I’ll always love you Saracen!) is the alcoholic, eldest son. Alison Pill is the tightly wound daughter managing her mother’s campaign. That’s a pretty strong list of talent.

Cast: Zach Gilford, Liam James, Margot Bingham, Joan Allen, Alison Pill, Floriana Lima, Madeleine Arthur, Andrew McCarthy, Rarmian Newton, Rupert Graves

The Grinder, FOX

Rob Lowe stars as a beloved TV lawyer known as “The Grinder.” When his long-running hit series comes to an end he decides to return home and join his family’s real-life law firm—despite having no formal education, no bar certification, no license to practice and no experience in an actual courtroom. Fred Savage plays his hopeless brother.

Reasons to watch: Rob Lowe and his ability to deliver fantastic, ‘knock em outta the park’ speeches.

Cast: Rob Lowe, Fred Savage, Mary Elizabeth Ellis, Natalie Morales, William Devane, Hana Hayes, Connor Kalopsis

Wicked City, ABC

It was really only a matter of time before the True Detective format made it’s way to cable. Each season, Wicked City will follow a different case set in an infamous era of L.A.’s history. For it’s debut, Wicked City is focusing on the Sunset Strip circa 1982. However, it seems this show will focus more on the criminals than the detectives as Erika Christensen’s and Ed Westwick’s Bonnie & Clyde-esque characters take center stage. I’m pretty sure Ed Westwick was destined to stab people in the back of the head.

Reasons to watch: It’ll be a character-driven, true-crime procedural that explores sex and pop culture in L.A. Need I say more?

Cast: Taissa Farmiga, Erika Christensen, Ed Westwick, Darrell Britt-Gibson, Karolina Wydra, Adam Rothenberg, Holley Fain, Anne Winters, Gabriel Luna

Supergirl, CBS

I dunno. I’m not totally sold on this. Even though I’m an avid comic book fan and movie buff, I’ve never been too excited about a comic book as a television series. I’ve passed on The Flash, Arrow, and The Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. but I’m not uninterested in Supergirl. Melissa Benoist plays Superman’s famous cousin who decides to embrace her superhuman abilities and be the hero she was destined to be. Jimmy Olsen makes an appearance, Jeremy Jordan is her trusty sidekick, and Calista Flockhart is her nasty boss.

Reasons to watch: Girl power?

Cast: Melissa Benoist, Mehcad Brooks, Calista Flockhart, Chyler Leigh, David Harewood, Laura Benanti, Dean Cain, Helen Slater, Jeremy Jordan, Malina Weissman

Blindspot, NBC

A woman (Jaimie Alexander) with no memories of her past is found naked in Times Square with her body fully covered in intricate tattoos. Why? What happened? Who is she? And we’re off…

Reasons to watch: If you like developing theories, pouring over recaps, and searching for clues then this show is for you.

Cast: Jaimie Alexander, Sullivan Stapleton, Marianne Jean-Baptiste, Ashley Johnson, Rob Brown, Audrey Esparza, Ukweli Roach


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“Jesse and the Rippers” Reunite on Fallon

 

Ladies, set those DVR’s because the reunion we’ve been waiting for is happening tonight on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.  Rumors began buzzing that John Stamos and his band from his glory days on Full House were reuniting when a new Twitter account named Jesse Katsopolis (@jessandtheripp) emerged in June, and began tweeting photos of Stamos and the band in their infamous leather vests, mullets, and red blazer ensembles.

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Then, the rumor mill really started racing after Stamos released a short video on his Instagram account showing the band recording the Full House theme song with the caption, “Never thought I’d be singing THIS song.”  Finally, People magazine confirmed that Jesse and the Rippers will be back on stage tonight on LNJF!  RPW has just one thing to say about this – Thank you, thank you very much!  Now, we just hope that we can hear some of our all time favorites like “Forever,” “Michelle Smiling,” and maybe a little Beach Boys mash up for old times sake.

Here’s a little Friday treat to help get your through the rest of the day.  Late Night with Jimmy Fallon airs tonight on NBC at 12:35.


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Full House X-Rated Memories on Conan

Conan O’Brien had a very dirty man, according to Sir Coco, on his show this past Thursday evening – the only and only Bob Saget.  Bob and Conan talk about Bob Saget’s new autobiography that is coming out soon.  Bob shares some fun (x-rated) memories about his time spent on the hit ’90s sitcom, Full House.  Find out how Bob tried to save the children from a donkey named Eeyore.

My personal favorite part is Bob slips and drops not one but two expletives on national television.  His response, “You got audio people, they can do things.” 

 


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Losing Your Virginity with John Stamos

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Uncle Jesse + Hilarous Celebrity Virginity Stories = Really Good Time.

Have you ever dreamt of losing your virginity to Uncle Jesse?  Well, that dream is almost coming true.   Yahoo! announced yesterday that they are kicking off a new series of Web-based programs to accompany their pre-existing content.  The most eye-catching program is entitled “Losing Your Virginity with John Stamos.”  Everyone’s favorite uncle will interview different celebrities about their first sexual experiences.  The series is being co-produced by  Warrior’s Poets, John Stamos, and Morgan Spurlock.  I will freely admit that this is going to be my lunch-break guilty pleasure.

Here are the other titles of the new Yahoo! web-series:

  •  “Tiny Commando”
      Ed Helms created and stars in the Principato-Young  Entertainment production; an action-packed series  following a four-inch-tall private investigator who uses his awesome fleet of  vehicles to fight crime.
  • “We Need Help”
      Creators, producers and stars Cheryl Hines and Rachael  Harris exploit their shared personal assistant in the series produced  by Principato-Young Entertainment and Steve Carr, and directed by  Hines.
  • “Cinema & Spice”
       Julianna Strickland and Natasha Feldman explore food and film  while teaching viewers new cooking skills and decorating ideas.
  •  “Grill Girls” (working title)
        A new grilling show featuring Chef Megan Mitchell sharing her grilling  secrets and tips for everything from steaks, to peaches and pizza.