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Monday Man Candy, the Men of Scandal – Who Would You Choose?

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This week’s Monday Man Candy is solely to pay tribute to the delectable men of everyone’s guilty pleasure, Scandal.

In the show Scandal, Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington) finds herself stuck between two deliciously powerful men; President Fitzgerald Grant played by Tony Goldwyn and Captain Jake Ballard played by Scott Foley.  Here at Rock Paper Watch, we like to ask the important questions so which one would you choose?  To help address this question it’s only fair to weigh the pros and cons, here goes nothing!

Who looks the best without clothes?

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This one is a toss-up, let’s be real, we would take either but between Goldwyn’s sculpted abs and Foley’s broad shoulders it’s impossible for a girl to choose!

Who is the best at being bad?

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Before Scandal, Goldwyn was best known for the character Carl Bruner in Ghost.  In the film, his character is the friend-turned-betrayer of Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) and his actions indirectly cause of Sam’s death.  Has his portrayal of Fitzgerald Grant made us finally forgive him?  Hardly.  He’s still bad as the President, murdering dying Supreme Court Justices and possibly his girlfriend’s mother but he looks so good doing it!

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Foley is notorious for playing the guy that just can’t get the girl (looking at you Noah Crane) but his best-known bad-guy role was in Scream 3 as Sydney’s half-brother with murderous tendencies.  When we were introduced to Jake Ballard during season two, he was a full-on creeper!  On behalf of the President and B-613, he was watching Olivia with multiple cameras and at all times.  But then he fell for her and we realized that his intentions were good.  Ballard is a top-secret spy/assassin, and let’s face it, that’s such a turn-on.

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The President’s desk wins every time.  There’s no beating that.

Bonus – The closet scene

Who would win in a fight?

This is how Jake reacts in a crisis.

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This is how Fitz reacts in a crisis.

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Too easy.

Who has the better work uniform?

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Fitz looks great in a suit but come on, that’s how you make a Navy uniform look good.

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Bonus, they’re HOT and sweaty.

Who would be the better boyfriend?

“I am not a toy you can play with when you’re bored or lonely or horny. I am not the girl the guy gets at the end of the movie. I am not a fantasy. If you want me, earn me!” –Olivia to Fitz

It’s no secret; Fitz and Olivia have AMAZING chemistry.  They can just listen to each other breathing over the phone and break your heart.  But let’s face it, Fitz is a pretty crappy boyfriend between the wife, the season one mistress, and the lies…Fitz kind of sucks.  And is “earn me” something any girl wants to say to her boyfriend?  Don’t think so.

“I don’t play second fiddle to anyone, even the President. Goodnight, Olivia.” –Jake to Olivia

You wanna know why I like Jake?  He doesn’t put up with Olivia’s bullsh*t.  He’s not afraid to stand up to her and call her out.  Also, he has her back.  Fitz often leaves her out there on her own, she’s more than capable to handle that but Jake has her best interests at heart.  He’s a giver, Fitz is a taker and Olivia needs a giver.

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My winner is obviously Jake Ballard/Scott Foley.  Who would you choose?

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Fall Premieres – What to Watch this Week (September 30)

Scandal, Thursday at 10pm on ABC

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The secret is out, now what?  The world officially knows that Olivia has been having an affair with the President.  What does this mean for Olivia?  What does this mean for Fitz’s reelection?  Rowan is Olivia’s father.  Was he trying to kill her or protect her?  We’re still not sure.  Scott Foley has been promoted to series regular (thank god!) but is his character, Jake Ballard, still in that hole?  More importantly, does he have real feelings for Olivia?  Quinn is batsh–t crazy, what is Huck going to do?  Lisa Kudrow is joining the cast as a politician, who is she?  AND Cyrus had a heart attack, is he going to be okay?  I’m biting my nails in anticipation, THERE’S JUST SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO!  Thankfully, Scandal returns this week to answer all of our questions at rapid speed.  Tune in Thursday to see what happens next.  In the meantime, check out the promo and a special sneak peek below.

Premiering this Week

Monday, September 30
8:30/7:30c
We Are Men (CBS)

Wednesday, October 2
9:30/8:30c
Super Fun Night (ABC)

10/9c
Ironside (NBC)
Top Chef (Bravo)

Thursday, October 3
8/7c
The Vampire Diaries (CW)
8:30/7:30c
The Millers (CBS)
Welcome to the Family (NBC)
9/8c
The Originals (CW)
Sean Saves the World (NBC)
10/9c
Scandal (ABC)


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19 of the Sexiest TV Moments This Year

We’re counting down the sexiest moments of TV for the 2012-2013 season.  We’ve got it all from the “oh my goodness” to the “awwww.”  Get ready to fan yourself because things are about to get steamy!

1.  ‘Scandal’ Olivia and Fitz – The President’s Desk Will Never be the Same

When we initially started discussing this list, we knew right off the bat that Olivia and Fitz would take the cake. The hardest part was narrowing down which one of their steamy “its so wrong, but it feels so right” moments would make the cut. Once we started asking other Scandal viewers which moment was their favorite, this one was brought up time and time again. The sexual tension between these two is just off the charts, you know when these two get in a room together (specifically the oval office)…panties are going to drop.

2.  ‘The New Girl’ Nick and Jess – The Kiss

Boys, take a lesson in chemistry why don’t ya?

3. ‘Nashville’ Rayna and Deacon – FINALLY!

Is there anything to be said about this clip?  Not really, it’s just one of those you need to watch.  After a season of sexual tension and unfinished business, Nashville surprised us all by going there.  Instead of dragging it out, they passionately put them together.  And man, it was hot.

4. ‘Suits’ Mike and Rachel – That Can’t Be Legal

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The sexual tension between these two has been building for two seasons now.  With several will they, won’t they, Mike screwed it up again moments we finally got what we’ve been waiting for and it DID NOT disappoint.  The emotionally charged scene starts with Rachel confronting Mike about why he wouldn’t send Harvard Law School a letter objecting to her rejection.  It seems he’s going to keep the truth from her until he says, “You don’t understand what I have been through, you don’t understand what I have lost.  Because it is everything, everyone that I love. Trevor. My grandmother. Harvey. Hell, probably this job.  I’m not ready to lose you, not today!” “Then tell me,” she demands.  It’s then that we see a change in Mike, he has to tell her.  With that, Mike finally admits that he never went to Harvard. Rachel reacts with anger, she slaps him and begins to storm away.  He grabs her and with a passionate kiss she gives into him and it’s on.  What’s next for Mike and Rachel?  We will soon find out, Season 3 starts July 16th.

5. ‘Game of Thrones’ Jon Snow and Ygritte – Jon Snow Does Know Some Things.

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Finally!  A Jon Snow sex scene.  In an effort to prove himself, Ygritte convinces Jon Snow to break his chastity vow.   “You swore some vows; I want you to break them,” she says while stripping in a cave no less.  Ygritte runs her hands through Snow’s hair and says, ”You know nothing, Jon Snow” just as he makes his way downtown proving he does know a little something-something.  In the afterglow, they playfully hop into one of the steamy cave pools for a bath.  ”Let’s not go back,” she says. “I don’t ever want to leave this cave, Jon Snow.”  It’s a sweet moment between two people falling in love.

6.  ‘Mad Men’ Don and Betty – A Reunion Of Sorts

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“This happened a long time ago.” – Betty

It’s the revenge of Betty, y’all.  The newly slim Betty kept the upper hand during this tryst when she found herself in bed with her ex-husband, and that’s what made it sexy.  She expressed no regrets at their night of passion and informed Don that she’s happy in her current marriage and no longer thinks about getting back together.  The kicker, she even sympathized with Don’s wife Megan, “That poor girl. She doesn’t know that loving you is the worst way to get to you.”  The next morning when Don woke up, he found his ex-wife happily eating breakfast with her current husband.  I was cheering at my TV, you go Betty!

7. ‘Girls’ Hannah and Adam – Hannah Gets Swept Off Her Feet

Every girl (whether they admit it or not) wants a grand gesture.  You may have hated Adam in the beginning of Girls but he proved us all wrong by coming to Hannah’s rescue during her OCD breakdown.  The best part?  “You’re here?,” whispers Hannah.  “I was always here,” replies Adam.  GOD!  Why can’t all guys be there when we need them?!

8. ‘Homeland’ Carrie and Brody – A Quick Rendezvous

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“Is this for real?” – Brody

This season, Brody acted as a double agent reporting to the CIA about an upcoming terrorist attack in which he plays an essential role.  Carrie, naturally, acted as his handler.  In episode 7, Brody, an up-and-coming politician had to attend a fundraiser.  Stressed about his double duties, he lost it and frantically called Carrie for a release.  She met Brody in the woods outside the fundraiser and just let him talk.  She listened to him recap the conversation he had with the party host, a Vietnam soldier who actually fought and didn’t disappear in a hole for eight years to reemerge as a terrorist. “He didn’t lose himself,” Brody said, “Worst part of it is, he believes I’m like him. That guy is the man I could have been, if I hadn’t…” Carrie reassuringly took his hand. They kissed, passionately.  Brody broke away “Is this for real?” he asked. Carrie replied, “I don’t know, and I don’t want you to feel used.” He tried kissing her again and then confessed: “You know what? I do feel used. And played. And lied to. But I also feel good.”  My favorite part about Homeland is how they have put together these two broken people.  They love each other endlessly but can’t seem to trust their emotions long enough to just let it be.

9. ‘Castle’ Kate and Castle – The Morning After

The after math of the Season 4 season finale. Would it be awkward? Will they just friends? What will they be?  They sure jumped right to the point with first episode of season 5….and we sure are glad they didn’t disappoint.

10. ‘The Vampire Diaries’ Caroline and Klaus – A Tender Goodbye

We know, we know.  Compared to the rest of the countdown this scene is pretty tame but is there anything sexier than a man willing to wait?  “Tyler is your first love, I intend to be your last,” says Klaus with a sweet kiss on the cheek.  Klaus, if you ever get impatient, I volunteer!

11. ‘Game of Thrones’ Robb and Talisa – The Young Wolf Takes a Bite

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My word.  Two episodes before the Red Wedding we get this revealing scene between Robb and his wife Talisa.  The scene begins with the camera scaling up her body as it’s intertwined in Robb’s as he playfully kisses her.  As if that wasn’t delicious enough, he then bites and tugs on her lip.  GAWD!

12. ‘Downton Abbey’Lady Mary Crawley and Matthew Crawley – Confessions

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“I would never be happy with anyone else as long as you walk the earth, which is true. And I think you feel the same about me.”

After 2 season of “will they or won’t they?” Lady Mary Crawley and Matthew Crawley finally admit their undying love for one another and seal the deal in a wedding true to Downton style. There is nothing sexy about this show, if anything its the complete opposite, so, you’re probably wondering why its on our sexy list? Well, if a guy were to tell me or any girl for that matter that he’d “never be happy with anyone else as long as I walk the earth.” Well, things would then, in theory, get sexy.

13. ‘Covert Affairs’ Annie and Auggie – A Dance in a Dream

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After being shot and charged with treason, Annie lies unconscious at the hospital.  Auggie spends the episode trying to prove Annie’s innocence and sitting vigil at her bedside.  The epic scene starts with Auggie talking to Annie, “Annie, hey it’s me, Auggie.  You know, the guy that gave you the corvette.”  He begins they’re typical banter but then continues. “I miss you Annie, I have for a long time. Things have been different between us since Barcelona and it’s all my fault.  I’ve been closed off and distant and I can’t tell you how sorry I am for that.  I don’t know if you can hear me but I need you to wake up. I know you’re not a traitor and right now you’re the only one that can help me help you.  I need you Annie.  I never needed anyone but I need you.”  He gently takes her hand.

In Annie’s dreamland, she walks into a fancy lobby with Auggie.  They approach a door and he asks, “Do you trust me?”  She responds, “With my life.”  They walk into a fancy party, Auggie in a tux and Annie in a gorgeous red dress.  They gracefully begin to dance.  “Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?” he says.  “I clean up nicely, don’t I?,” she replies.  “I’m not talking about the clothes,” he says before kissing her.  The kiss is sweet and tender.  When they part, Annie asks to dance a little bit longer.  Auggie replies, “There’s nothing I’d like more but you and I both know this isn’t our song.  We’ll dance again Walker when the music is right.”  “Until then,” says Annie.

After three seasons of incredible chemistry, this is the first hint that Annie does have true feelings for Auggie and wants to act on them.  It’s a great moment for fans of the show.  In the finale, Auggie and Annie get their moment as he confesses his feelings and they share a passionate kiss.  This time, it wasn’t a part of a dream.

14. ‘The Vampire Diaries’ Damon and Elena – Vampire Sex.. Finally!

They teased us in season 3 with an epic kiss.  Once Elena became a vampire, the big question was who would get to pop her vampire cherry.  We got our answer in the scene above as she chooses Damon over long-term boyfriend Stefan.  Fans got their long awaited Delena scene, even if it was kind of ruined by Caroline’s realization that Elena is sired to Damon so of course she would choose him it was still hot as hell!

15. ‘How I Met Your Mother’ Ted and the Mother – 45 Days

There may not be any physical action in this scene, but is there anything sexier than a man proclaiming his love for a woman?  Nope.  “I’m here now, I guess because I want those extra 45 days with you.  I want each one of them,” says future Ted who has traveled back in time to talk to his future wife even though they’re just 45 days away from meeting.  This scene also served as a welcome reminder that the end is near, Ted (and viewers) will soon meet the mother.  And we did just that in the season finale.

16. ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Karev and Jo – Find Your Crazy

Talk about stretching things out.  When we first met Jo at the start of season 9, she felt important.  In episode 9, Karev and Jo we’re paired together for Bailey’s wedding and all of a sudden her presence made sense.  She is the female Alex.  Over the next 15 episodes we watched Alex slowly realize his love for Jo.  When he did, he fought it saying that she was crazy.  Meredith quickly pointed out, “Maybe Jo’s crazy fits your crazy.  Don’t give up on her just yet, we didn’t give up on you.”  Later, when the moment was right Karev told her his true feelings leading to one of the few happy moments of this year’s Greys finale.

17. ‘Nashville’ Gunnar and Scarlett – Meeting in the Middle

First, he kissed her and she pulled away.  Then she kissed him back, but it was after his brother died and he was an emotional wreck.  Afterwards, he turned her away and called it a mistake.  Finally, they met in the middle.  “It wasn’t pity,” she tells him about the night before. “I don’t think it was a mistake either,” he replies.  Even though their relationship has been a rollercoaster and the season ended with a shocking proposal, you can’t help but replay this moment.  Their duets, as well as their passion is untouchable and I cannot get enough.

18. ‘Parks and Recreation’ Leslie and Ben – Mac and Cheese Pizza

It’s true, the way to a woman’s heart is through her stomach and here is the proof.

19. ‘American Horror Story’ The Honeymooners – Scary Sex

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Adam Levine and Jenna Dewan Tatum play a pair of twisted newlyweds enjoying their honeymoon by visiting haunted locations throughout the US.  Briarcliff, the home of season 2, is the last stop on their list.  After wandering through the halls, he eventually straps her to a table and they go at it.  The scene is dirty, and I mean dirty!  Shortly after they are interrupted by the season’s villain, Bloodyface.  And well, it’s all downhill from there.

The sexiest list was constructed by Rock Paper Watch authors Elizabeth Bond and Ashley Foster.  Feel free to reach out with comments or questions.  Thanks for reading!


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QOTD

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“You’re not their father anymore. And you’re not Fitz anymore. You know who you are? You know who you’ve become? You’re Big Jerry. You’re your father. Everybody in this White House, Cyrus and me included, tiptoe around trying to figure out how to get on your good side. But you don’t have a good side. You’ve turned into your father. So, you should understand how your children feel considering how much you hated your dad. They didn’t want to come and so I told them they didn’t have to. Deal with it. Put another glass of scotch on top of it and just deal with it.” -Mellie Grant


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Chemistry Lessons.

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There are 3 things I look for in a television series:

  • Storyline (Will it pull me in every week?)
  • A steamy leading man (Take this guy for example)
  • Chemistry, Chemistry, Chemistry

That being said, one of my favorite couples on TV right now is Nick (Jake Johnson) and Jess (Zooey Deschanel) from New Girl. The chemistry between the cast is phenomenal, but the chemistry between Nick and Jess is almost palpable. If you haven’t watched the kiss from episode 2×15 like me at least 10 times, then do yourself a favor, click here and watch. (As many times as you’d like. THIS IS A JUDGE FREE ZONE.)

After last weeks episode, we finally get the confession we’ve all been waiting for from both Nick and Jess. Moral of the story is they want each other, and by want each other I mean it in the “lets lay horizontal” kind of way. So, what can we expect out of these two? Relationship? Friends? OR FWB?  Either way, I have an itching feeling things are going to be epic, like, in a Ross & Rachel kind of way…and yeah, I just went there.

Speaking of chemistry, who’s excited for Scandal this week?