Meet the Sand Snakes, the bastard daughters of Oberyn and Ellaria.
1. New House & New Location
We met our first member of House Martell, Prince Oberyn, last season. (Who can forget his sultry voice, his disdain for Lannisters’, and his way with candles?) Sadly, the Mountain crushed our handsome prince (pun definitely intended) during a battle by combat that resulted in the infamous Oberyn Headsplosion. For those of you that didn’t read the books, House Martell is the head family in the Kingdom of Dorne ruling out of the castle of Sunspear. Dorne, the southernmost point of the Seven Kingdoms, has been mentioned in Game of Thrones before. You may recall that when Tyrion was serving as Hand of the King, he orchestrated a plot to have Marcella Baratheon (Lannister) sent away from King’s Landing. The little lion princess is currently trapped living in Dorne.
Dorne is different from the rest of the kingdoms of Westeros in that it was never truly conquered by the Targaryen’s. Dorne swore fielty to the Iron Throne by choice centuries after Aegon’s invasion. Like their ancestors that came before House Martell, Dornish noble Houses follow gender-blind equal primogeniture, in which the eldest child is the heir regardless of whether they are male or female. The words of the Martells are “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” and bastard children assume the name of “Sand.” The Martells are deeply resentful of the Lannister family and blame Tywin for the death of Elia Martell, wife of Prince Rhaegar Targeryen, and her children.
This season, we will meet even more members of House Martell. Oberyn’s paramour, Ellaria Sand, will be returning to report the dreadful news of Oberyn’s death to the reigning Prince of Dorne and Oberyn’s older brother, Prince Doran Martell. We will also be meeting the Sand Snakes, the bastard daughters of Oberyn and Ellaria. The Sand Snakes are skilled fighters trained by their father and will most certainly be seeking revenge against the Lannisters.
Rumor has it that Jaime Lannister will be departing King’s Landing and riding south to broker peace in Dorne. Bookreaders know this is a change in Jaime’s story and I’m interested to see how they fit this into Jaime’s character progression. Perhaps the Kingslayer will arrive just in time to save Princess Marcella from the deadly grasp of the Sand Snakes?
Sand Snakes using scorpion torture. NBD
2. No Bran, No Hodor.
‘Nough said. This season will not include Bran Stark or his gentle giant companion, Hodor, as the TV series has caught up to his storyline. Who will be around to “Hodor” for us?!
3. Who Crossed the Narrow Sea?
When we left, Arya had set her sights on Braavos. For those of you in need of a refresh, remember Jaqen H’ghar? Jaqen helped Arya, Hot Pie, and Gendry escape Harrenhal in season two and then he changed into another person like whoosh. That’s because he was a member of the Faceless Men, a trained group of assassins. Arya used the coin given to her by Jaqen to gain passage to cross the Narrow Sea. Is Arya on her way to become an assassin? Will she soon be just as deadly as Jaqen?
The last we saw of Tyrion, he was being packed into a box by Varys and boarding a ship set sail for freedom. This was all after he killed Tywin on the toilet and strangled Shae with her own necklace. Can we all just have a slow clap for Tyrion?
But, where is he going? Judging by this season 5 poster, we can make one guess:
Also, in recent clips we’ve heard this exchange between Varys and Tyrion:
V: The Seven Kingdoms needs a ruler loved by millions with a powerful army and the right family name.
T: Good luck finding him. V: Who said anything about ‘him’?”
4. The Wall is Getting Crowded
The Brothers of the Night’s Watch are no longer alone.
At the end of last season, we saw the arrival of Stannis Baratheon at The Wall where he saved Jon Snow from certain imprisonment and possible death at the hands of Mance Rayder. The goal here for Stannis is to protect all of Westeros from the White Walkers and prove himself the One True King.
The Night’s Watch also needs a new leader (RIP Lord Commander Mormont). Who will be chosen to take the lead? Will Stannis insert himself, or will he allow a new Brother to rise to the top?
Bonus, rumor has it Melisandre will set her eyes on Jon Snow. Man, this guy’s got a thing for redheads, I VOLUNTEER!
5. And everyone else?
Dark Sansa
Sansa has officially made a deal with the devil, as in Littlefinger. (Reminder: Littlefinger revealed at the end of season four that HE was the one who killed Jon Arryn, which instigated King Robert riding North and setting Game of Thrones in motion). Now that she’s dyed her hair and decided to join the “game,” what’s next for these two? I don’t know but I bet it’ll be a little creepy.
Third time’s a charm?
Poor Margaery is set to marry a king, again. Will sweet, innocent Tommen survive the wedding? Only time will tell.
It’s a man’s man’s man’s world
…but all her men are gone! What will Cersei do without Tywin, Tyrion, or Jaime to manipulate and whine to, or about? Will there be anyone to protect her when it’s time for her to pay for her many, many crimes?
This is a real mystery
We already know that Brienne of Tarth’s storyline is deviating pretty dramatically from the books. After taking down The Hound but losing Arya, what’s next for her and Podrick? Will she stay on her mission to find the Stark girls?
Oh, Reek
Things are still pretty bad for Theon/Reek. Our favorite Ironborn has spent the last two seasons as the tortured servant of Ramsay Bolton. Will he ever escape? Sometimes I watch season one of Game of Thrones just to remind myself of cocky, self-absorbed Theon. Gah, so attractive. Just me? Okay.
Trouble in Paradise
At the conclusion of the season, Daenerys finally learned the truth about Jorah Mormont’s original reason for seeking her out and “protecting” her. (He was a spy for King Robert working to regain his freedom in Westeros.) Dany banished Jorah from her encampment and sent him to the #FriendZone4Life.
Breaker of Chains Used Chains
After Dany learned that the dragons committed the horrific crime of killing a child, she was forced to put them in chains and lock them away. Something tells me this is not going to end well considering Drogon is MIA.
Budding Romance?
When we last saw Greyworm and Missandei she was teaching him the Common Tongue. As their lessons progressed, they bonded over the loss of their homelands. While swimming, Greyworm noticed Missandei bathing naked. When she notices him watching, she stands up slowly to let him get an eye full before covering herself. Later, he apologizes but she says she wasn’t uncomfortable. Is this the Westeros version of flirting?
And lastly…
Where in the Seven Kingdoms is Gendry?!
6. In Memorandum
To the characters that didn’t survive season four, we remember you fondly (or not so much).
Tywin Lannister
Joffrey Lannister
Shae
The Hound (maybe, maybe not? I don’t believe it until I see him dead.)
Lysa Arryn
Oberyn Martell
Jojen Reed Grenn and Pyp Ygritte Lord Commander Jeor Mormont
Game of Thrones recaps are authored by Jenn O’Mera and Elizabeth Bond. Feel free to contact any author with feedback or questions.
Does anyone else feel like this episode came out of nowhere? Maybe if we had checked in with Mance Rayder more frequently the stakes would have felt a bit higher going into the episode. I guess what I’m getting at is that I wasn’t very excited for this episode. It didn’t feel necessary yet and I was still emotionally distraught over last week. But I think that was the whole point. The battle at Castle Black gave us a much needed hour-long break from all the drama at King’s Landing. It was an action-packed episode with beautiful, cinema-worthy visuals. Let’s dive in.
The episode starts with Jon Snow and Samwell Tarly enjoying a little bro time. Sam asks Jon what it’s like to have someone. He recognizes that they’re all probably going to die when the Wildlings attack and hearing it from Jon Snow may be the closest he ever gets to knowing. Snow is a little surprised that Sam would consider breaking his vows. Sam points out that the vows don’t say anything about the actual deed, just marriage and babies. Oh, Sam and his clever loopholes.
Jon Snow then fumbly delivers the best description of the birds and bees there has ever been, “It’s… there’s this person, this whole other person and you’re wrapped up in them and they’re wrapped up in you and for a little while you’re more than just you .You’re…I don’t know I’m not a bleeding poet.” Could have fooled me.
Meanwhile, the Wildlings are hanging nearby waiting for the signal. Tormund Giantsbane is talking about how he almost had sex with a bear once. I don’t really understand this whole conversation but what’s with all the sex talk?! Ygritte is over it. She’s ready to hunt some crows. This Wildling bros start to tease her about how they don’t think she can kill Jon Snow. In typical Ygritte “BAMF” fashion, she calls dibs. Jon Snow is her’s to kill.
More bro talk, Sam and Maester Aemon bond over their lost loves back at Castle Black. Maester Aemon reminds us that “love is the death of duty.”
Gilly and Sam reunite. She’s retreated from Molestown to Castle Black. Sam tells her, “wherever you go, I go too.” Their reunion is cut short though when the horn at Castle Black begins to sound. Sam hides Gilly away in the kitchen. She’s upset he’s leaving her, I mean he did just promise “wherever you go, I go too.” She’s worried that he’ll die in the battle, but Sam is a man of his word and he has to do his duty as a man of the Night’s Watch. Then HE KISSES HER! This battle is pretty much the best thing to ever happen to Sam.
Jon looks over the north side of the Wall and sees a massive fire burning; Lance Rayder’s signal. The Wildlings see it too. It’s time. The Night’s Watch frantically completes their preparation for battle.
Jon Snow approaches Ser Alliser Thorne amidst the chaos. “We should have sealed the tunnels while we had the chance, like you suggested,” Ser Alliser says. Then he explains, “You know what leadership means, Lord Snow? It means that the person in charge gets second guessed by every clever little twat with a mouth. What if he starts second guessing himself? That’s the end. For him. For the clever little twats. For everyone. This is not the end. Not for us.”
Sam finds Pyp and they try to settle in a safe-ish place. Sam calmly prepares their area, he seems ready to fight. Pyp is terrified and asks Sam how he can be so calm. He says he’s not and then explains that when he had to kill the Whitewalker he became nothing at all. “When you’re nothing at all there’s no more reason to be afraid,” he continues. He’s afraid now because “well, i’m not nothing anymore.” Aw, Samwell Tarly. God, please don’t die.
Ygritte scopes out Castle Black and explains that most of the men are at the top of the Wall, there is barely anyone below defending the gate. Here we go.
Mance’s army of Wildlings, wooly mammoths, and giants begin marching towards the Wall. When people ask why we didn’t get more dragons this season, blame the mammoths and the giants.
Ser Alliser orders the archers to nock and hold. Grenn accidently knocks an oil barrel off the Wall and the men of Night’s Watch carelessly draw their arrows. It’s the equivalent of watching Matt Saracen beam his teammate in the back of the head with a football during the Friday Night Lights pilot. This is not going to be good.
As arrows begin to fly, the Wildlings stand far enough away as if to tease the Night’s Watch. Ser Alliser is notified that they’re being attacked by both sides. Alliser leaves Janos Slynt in charge of the Wall so he can go down and fight. This means that Ygritte has arrived and boy, she is kicking ass.
But she’s not the only one, Ser Alliser Thorne shows us why he’s master-at-arms. He rouses the men and is fearless in battle. Ser Alliser has Tormund Giantsbane in his sights. They fight and I mean they really fight. Giantsbane cuts open Alliser’s stomach and Alliser is carried away to be treated, still screaming “HOLD THE F**KING GATE!”
Texts from RPW “Why is it everything I want to happen on this show never happens? I just wanted the dude from Castle Black to kill the red headed guy but instead he got sliced open.”
Chaos unfolds on the grounds of Castle Black. The fighting and brutality is everywhere. The Wildlings break into the dining area and some badass with a cleaver kills them off. Ygritte positions herself up high and takes out the men one by one. I really liked the lack of soundtrack during this scene, all we could just hear was Ygritte’s steady breathing. It made the whole scenario more dramatic.
Meanwhile, back at the Wall the mammoths and the giants start to make their way towards the gate. Janos Slynt is having a nervous breakdown. Thankfully, Grenn tricks him into thinking that Alliser needs him down below, leaving Jon Snow in charge.
Jon Snow takes the reigns. Snow proves himself to be a natural leader as he tells the men on the Wall to nock and hold, draw, and lose their arrows. I swear anytime someone yelled “LOOOOSEEE!” in this episode I got goosebumps.
Down below, the Wildlings start climbing the Wall. “They won’t summit before dawn,” Jon Snow tells them men. “How do you know that?” “Because I’ve made that climb.” “I think they’re in a bigger hurry than you were,” replies Edd. This may be far fetched but could Edd be a distant cousin of Bronn? Like, really think about it.
Janos Slynt decides to hide, what a wuss. He stumbles upon Gilly who knows exactly what he’s doing.
Pyp and Sam continue to fire on the Wildlings using a crossbow. As Pyp stands to shoot, he’s shot in the neck by Ygritte. It’s a gruesome, bloody way to go. Sam stays by his side to comfort him. Then Sam picks up the crossbow and springs to action. He shoots a Warg that is charging towards him like it’s no big deal. Sam gets Olly to send him up the Wall to get Jon Snow. They need more men fighting down below. On his way up, Sam yells “Find a weapon, Olly. Fight them!”
The giants and the wooly mammoth are now attempting to pull down the large gate at the base of the Wall. Jon Snow sends Grenn with five men to hold the gate while Edd and Jon Snow continue dislodging the oil barrels. They are able to scare away the wooly mammoth. As he runs after the animal, they shoot down one of the giants. Out of frustration and anger, the other giant lifts the gate by himself.
Sam tells Jon Snow the Castle won’t stand much longer without more men down below. Snow knows what he has to do “Edd, you have the Wall. If they try the mammoths again drop fire on them. If the climbers get too high drop the scythe on them.” Ooooh, what’s the scythe?
Edd, hands down, had the best delivery of “LOOOOOOOSE”
Grenn and co. get to the tunnel just in time to see the giant come under the gate. Gah, I love Grenn. Everyone is starting to panic and he stands firm, “we hold the gate.” Grenn leads his brothers in the Night’s Watch oath as the giant charges towards them.
As they arrive to the ground, Jon hands Sam a key “I need him more than I need you.” Jon Snow bounds out of the lift and starts kicking ass.
Texts from RPW “For the record, so many dirty things I’d do to Kit Harington”
THE SHOT, THE CONTINUOUS SHOT. OMGGGGGG! You saw it, right? There is a sweeping shot of the Castle Black grounds that shows the fighting and the chaos happening in every corner. It’s amazing. According to director Neil Marshall, the Game of Thrones cast rehearsed it for about an hour and got it in seven takes.
The shot ends with Sam unlocking Ghost’s room and saying, “we need you boy.” Ghost immediately springs into action and starts taking down Wildlings one by one. It should be noted that my own little direwolf (just kidding, he’s a rat terrier), Dexter, woke up from his seventeenth nap just in time to see Ghost do his thing. He just looked at me like he he suddenly realized that he would never be that cool. It’s okay Dex, no dog will.
Jon Snow starts fighting with Styr, the lead Thenn. It’s one of those fight scenes that has your stomach in knots. After taking some serious hits, Jon is able to brutally kill him with a hammer. While this is happening, Ygritte sees Jon Snow and it is on.
As he stumbles away, there is Ygritte. She has her bow and arrow drawn, she’s ready to kill Jon Snow. But she hesitates, “love is the death of duty” afterall. Jon Snow smiles because of course she can’t kill him, she loves him. Then Olly shoots an arrow through her heart. It all comes full circle. She killed his father. He kills her. Ygritte dies in Snow’s arms saying, “Do you remember the cave? We should have stayed in the cave.” He assures her, “We’ll go back there.” Her last words are, “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” As she dies, it is beautiful. He is cradling her amidst all the madness. The Game of Thrones team uses slow motion to really paint the heartbreaking picture, it’s the second time they’ve ever used it. The first was when Tywin Lannister showed up at the Battle of Blackwater.
Back on the Wall, the Wildlings are still climbing. Edd finally commands “DROP THE SCYTHE BOYS!” Then what appears to be a huge anchor comes out of the Wall and sweeps the Wildlings away. Damn, that was cool.
“They’ve had enough for one night,” declares Edd. Victory! But not quite, the Night’s Watch knows they are still outnumbered. It’s just a matter of time before the Wildlings strike again.
Speaking of Wildlings, who’s left standing? Tormund Giantsbane, of course. Jon Snow shoots him with one last arrow for good measure before he’s carried away as a prisoner. “I should have thrown you from the top of the Wall, boy,” yells Giantsbane. “Aye, you should have,” replies Jon Snow.
Sam comes back for Gilly. He also finds Slynt. Shame, shame, shame.
Sam and Jon discuss the victory and the inevitable return of the Wildling army. The Night’s Watch could probably hold them off for a day or two but will never beat them. Jon decides he’s going to go north of the Wall to kill Mance. Without Mance Rayder the Wildling army will disperse.
Sam is worried about Jon. That they are going to torture him, but they both know there’s no other option. As they walk through the tunnel, they find that Grenn and his men died killing the giant. Jon tells Sam to have their bodies burned. Jon gives his sword, Longclaw, to Sam before departing the tunnel. They have a sweet little moment in the tunnel, this really is the best bromance ever.
Next week is the season four finale and judging by the preview we will be checking in with Bran and Arya. We will also catch up with the Lannisters and Jon Snow will find Mance Rayder. What will happen? And look, dragons!
Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones, “The Mountain and the Viper,” could have easily been the penultimate episode of the season. But alas, we were treated to a jaw-dropping eighth episode that had more ‘OHMYGOD’ moments than I could count. In honor of the Seven Kingdoms and the Seven New Gods, here are my top seven favorite ‘DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?!’ moments from Sunday’s action-packed episode.
7. Reek becomes Theon Greyjoy (again) and helps Ramsay Snow become Ramsay Bolton.
Everyone’s least favorite character, Ramsay Snow, finally got what he wanted and became Ramsay Bolton, thanks to his pet dog human, Reek. Reek pretended to be his former self, Theon Greyjoy, and coaxed the Iron Islanders holding Moat Cailin into opening up their doors to earn “freedom” from the Northerners. Instead, much to our dismay, they were flayed and killed by the Boltons and the creepy duo of Ramsay and Reek just became much more powerful (and much more disturbing). Pleased with his bastard, Roose Bolton granted Ramsay his biggest wish and gave him the family last name and all that comes with it.
6. Ygritte shows mercy for Gilly and Baby Sam.
I don’t know about you, but Ygritte is the worst scorned woman I’ve ever seen. She’s taken to killing innocent men, women, and children of the North to get back at her former lover, Jon Snow. So when she came face to face with Gilly, and showed her mercy, I literally cried and clapped at the same time. I knew that the Ygritte that Jon (and the audience) fell in love with in Season 3 was still in there somewhere. Now I wonder, will Ygritte show Jon the same mercy if she comes face to face with him in the Battle of Castle Black? Tune in next week to find out.
5. Arya finds out everyone in her family is dead and laughs it off, hysterically.
When Arya and The Hound learned that Lysa Arryn had died just three days before their arrival, and The Hound was stripped of yet another bounty, what else was Arya to do but laugh? It almost felt like she was laughing at the viewers for thinking a Stark reunion was going to happen. Haven’t we learned by now that the Starks will never run into each other no matter how close they get?
4. Sansa becomes Dark Sansa & lies and dyes for Petyr Baelish.
When Petyr was questioned about the mysterious “suicide” of Lysa Arryn, Sansa was called in to witness. As she stood giving her testimony, Petyr watched on silently and in awe. Here stood this young, naïve girl, whom he once told was a terrible liar, spinning a brilliant and intricate web of truth and lies. Sansa painted a picture of Petyr as a saint who was motivated by his burning desire to rescue Sansa. Later, in an attempt to cover her famous Tully-red hair, Sansa steps out as Dark Sansa, with dyed dark locks to help her look more like her “uncle” Petyr. The weird thing? She almost appears to be flirting with Baelish. It is clear that Sansa doesn’t know the extent of Petyr’s hand in the destruction of her family, but she knows he is dangerous. Has she fallen under his twisted spell or is Sansa playing a long con?
3. Tywin sentences Tyrion to death.
The moment we’ve all been waiting for – the verdict from the Trial by Combat. As you’ll find out in our top moment, Tyrion Lannister lost the trial in the most head-splitting way. In the final moments of the episode, Tywin Lannister, Hand of the King and father of Tyrion, stands and sentences his son to death. Dun dun dunnnn.
2. Dany permanently dismisses Jorah Mormont.
Tywin was a part of more than one verdict this week. In a twist from the book storyline, Tywin Lannister sent Daenerys’ Queen’s Guard, Barristan Selmy, a letter, which was a copy of the Royal Pardon that was granted to Jorah Mormont in Season 1. (Remember, Jorah was leaking confidential secrets to Robert and his Council and assisted with an assassination attempt on Dany’s life). Despite his deep admiration and love for Dany, and his change of loyalty (he ultimately prevented the assassination), the Mother of Dragons showed no mercy and exiled Jorah from her Council and from Meereen. Poor Jorah. The old bear looked heartbroken as he rode on horse-back out of the city. While I normally stand 100% behind the Breaker of Chains, I had trouble supporting this decision because of the way the TV show played it out. It comes off like Dany is another puppet being manipulated at the hands of Tywin Lannister. Is this the beginning of her downfall?
1. Oberyn’s Headsplosion.
Thank you to Game of Thrones for creating yet another scene that I couldn’t bear to watch – the epic trial by combat between the Mountain and the Red Viper of Dorne, Oberyn Martell. (Who knew anything could be worse than the Red Wedding?)
Oberyn, who was fighting as Tyrion’s champion to gain revenge for his sister, bopped around like Inigo Montoya waving a spear. The Rep Viper repeated over and over again, “Elia Martell of Dorne. You raped her, you murdered her. You killed her children,” as he fought and stabbed the Mountain. Oberyn was quick with his spear and took down the Mountain with apparent ease. But he was too cocky and too confident and wouldn’t kill Gregor Clegane until he got his confession. Before Oberyn could realize what was happening, Clegane punched Oberyn’s teeth out of his face. The Mountain then climbed on top of The Viper, held his head in between his gigantic hands, and squashed it like one of the beetles Tyrion’s cousin squashed, all while confessing to his heinous crimes. The worst part of this entire scene was knowing Oberyn was warned to wear a helmet and his Paramour stood completely helpless as she watched the worst moment of Game of Thrones – Oberyn’s Headsplosion.
We open with our favorite translator, Missandei, tutoring Grey Worm in the Common Tongue (GOT version of English). We learn that Grey Worm comes from the Summer Isles but doesn’t remember that life. “Unsullied. Always Unsullied. Before Unsullied, nothing,” he says. Missandei can relate – she was taken as a 5-year-old child. It’s no wonder these two, along with the hundreds of thousands of freed slaves, love and worship Dany. She’s their liberator and the first person that has been nice to them and treated them with an ounce of respect in decades. Their loyalty is unyielding, unlike the armies of Westeros, who appear to be loyal to gold and that’s about it.
Dany enters and with two words (“It’s time”) her plan to sack Meereen is set in motion. Grey Worm and a small group of Unsullied, disguised as slaves, infiltrate the castle from a secret gate near the water. They climb through the tunnels of the city at night while the Masters are resting and head to the slave headquarters. The slaves are already meeting, discussing Dany and her horde and what it could potentially mean for them, but they are afraid to rise against the Masters. There have been many unsuccessful slave rebellions and they have no weapons to fight. Even chains are better than death.
Cue Grey Worm and Co.
“Valar morghulis,” Grey Worm says. He tells the slaves of his enslavement, his life as Unsullied, and finally, his freedom thanks to Dany. “Now I fight for Daenerys, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains.” He then surprises the slaves with bags of weapons and continues, “No on can give you your freedom, brothers. If you want it, you must take it.” You go, Grey Worm. I’d fight with you.
We cut to a Master and two soldiers stumbling upon “Kill the Masters” scrawled in blood on a wall. In the sky, they spot something black and red – a flag with a red dragon – hanging over their statue and then armed slaves surround and trap them. We cut again to Dany walking in a shower of broken slave chains with hundreds of thousands of newly freed slaves lining the roads shouting “Meesa, Meesa!” and raising their arms toward her. (Sound familiar?) Beneath Dany, the Unsullied surround the Masters of the city. Dany asks Ser Jorah how many children were nailed to mile posts. One hundred and sixty three. Dany signals. Barristan asks for a word and warns her that it is best to answer injustice with mercy. “I will answer injustice with justice,” proclaims Dany and then stares Barristan down. Stop questioning her, Barristan. She’ll breathe fire on you eventually.
Dany has the masters crucified in the same fashion as the slave children and stands watch over the city, underneath the dragon flag hoisted on the top monument, and listens to the moans and screams of the Masters.
House Stark
Sansa – As we saw last week, Sansa was “rescued” (I use rescued lightly) by Littlefinger. He informs Sansa that they’re en route to her crazy Aunt Lysa Tully’s castle. You may remember crazy Aunt Lysa from Season 1. She’s most memorable for breastfeeding her child, NOT infant, but child and setting the stage for the lovable bromance between Tyrion and Bronn. I’d also like to point out this is the same place Arya is going (fingers crossed!).
Now, it’s time for some answers. Littlefinger admits he killed Joffrey, “A man with no motive is a man no one suspects,” eck. “If they don’t know who you are or what you want, they can’t know what you plan to do next,” he says while looking seductively at Sansa. You can see Sansa taking a scared gulp before asking what he does want. Littlefinger responds, “Everything,” while creepily running his hands down her arms while I physically shudder.
Can we pause for a second? We all know that Littlefinger was a bit obsessed with Catelyn. And Littlefinger has always treated Sansa like the next best thing. And Littlefinger is a spiteful bitch. Remember last season when Sansa chose her potential nuptials to Loras over escaping King’s Landing with Littlefinger? Something tells me that Sansa is NOT safe right now. End pause.
But there is no way Littlefinger acted alone. He tells Sansa that he has a new, top-secret, powerful alliance. Ser Dontos was too easily swayed and not smart enough to pull this off. Who killed Joffrey Baratheon?! As we find out in the next scene it was the very powerful House Tyrell. More on that later.
Jon Snow – Seriously Castle Black, you NEED to prepare for the Wildings. And hey, one of your men has been with them for the past couple of “months” (I don’t know time is weird in Westeros). Why don’t you use his insider knowledge to prepare? Yea. No? Okay.
Jon Snow is training the men on how to fight Wildlings. Ser Alliser Thorne interrupts him because his rank doesn’t allow him that kind of superiority. Janos Slynt suggests sending Jon on the mission to Craster’s Keep to get rid of Jon Snow. That’s smart, let’s get rid of our biggest asset against the Wildlings before they attack (rolls eyes).
So Jon is off to Craster’s but only if he can gather enough volunteers to take down the Night’s Watch rebels that have taken over the Keep. He delivers a big speech and slowly, one by one, the volunteers stand up.
Wait a second, who’s that guy hanging around Castle Black? It’s Locke, the guy that chopped off Jaime’s hand. After episode two, we can also think of him as Ramsey Snow’s sadistic BFF. You may remember, Locke was asked by Roose Bolton to travel north and find Bran and Rickon. Speaking of…
Bran – Meanwhile, at Craster’s Keep it is a shit show (pardon my French, but really). We catch up with Karl Tanner (portrayed by Burn Gorman, I bring this up because the guy’s real name is SO MUCH cooler than his GOT name and that NEVER happens), as he’s drinking wine from a HUMAN SKULL and wallowing in his surroundings, which include rape and brutality. The wives and daughters of Craster have gone from being abused by one horrible man to several, awful, no good men.
Karl is rambling on and on about his glory days as a hired killer in King’s Landing. I honestly can’t pay attention to any of this because the surroundings are too disturbing.
And if this couldn’t get any worst, they have Jon Snow’s direwolf, Ghost, outside in a cage.
Bran, Hodor, and the Reeds make their way to Craster’s Keep, only to be quickly captured by the mutineers.
(side note – I ran a Tough Mudder two weeks ago. There is an obstacle called the Warrior Carry where you have to carry another participate. The guy next to me who was doing the carrying kept saying ‘Hodor! Hodor!’ – end note)
Karl torments his new prisoners and threatens to rape Meera. It’s then that Brad finally declares, “I’m Brandon Stark of Winterfell!” I’m not going to lie when he did this I was sitting on my couch going “YES! YES, YOU ARE BRAN!” It’s been a while since we’ve heard pride in declaring the name Stark. Shortly after Jojen starts seizing, no idea why. Stay tuned.
We have Jon Snow on his way to Bran. Will he get there in time? We have Arya and Sansa also potentially going to the same place. ARE WE GOING TO HAVE A STARK REUNION? For the love of god, please give us a Stark reunion. I can’t handle anymore Stark deaths. Don’t tease us like this!
White Walkers – Also at Craster’s keep, a baby boy is born and at the urging of the wives/daughters a mutineer leaves the baby outside in the snow for the “gods.” It’s not long before a White Walker comes along and picks the baby up. Is this what Jon witnessed in Season 1?
The White Walker carries the no longer crying baby to the White Walker circle of doom and lays it down as if an offering. The White Walker “king” makes his way to the child. The whole time I’m clinching my blanket hoping I’m not about to witness the king eat the poor sweet baby. He picks up the baby and with one touch of his finger he turns the child into a White Walker. So wait, is that where White Walker’s come from? They’re transitioned by the king when touched? So wait, are there a lot of infant White Walkers crawling around? Do they grow at superhuman speed? I have so many questions.
Okay, so now I want to talk about the White Walkers for a second. I pretty much hate them, and not because they’re ominous villains, just because they exist. First of all, I’ve never been able to jump on the zombie train. When we got to the big reveal at the end of season two my reaction was, “ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME? ZOMBIES? REALLY?!” Secondly, I just don’t understand where they fit in the story and I don’t really care to know. I’m too involved in everyone else and their storylines to care about White Walkers. And it pisses me off to think about those compelling stories will eventually have to stop so the focus can be on the White Walkers. And then I find it even more annoying that eventually each of these characters might have to unite to fight a common threat. I love the conflict as it is. Can we just not? Can winter just not come? Ugh.
House Lannister
Jaime Lannister trains with Bronn, who is clearly enjoying kicking the Kingslayer’s ass. He even slaps Jaime across the face with Jamie’s own golden hand. After last week, Jaime deserved that, just saying.
After Bronn informs Jaime that he disrespects Tyrion with the same crude tone he uses with him, the pair discuss Tyrion’s implication in Joffrey’s death. Neither think Tyrion is guilty and Bronn finally calls Jaime out on failing to visit his brother. Bronn reminds Jaime that Tyrion called for him to stand in his trial by combat at the Eyrie; Tyrion is Jaime’s brother and he loves and adores him. How dare Jaime turn his back on him in his time of need. Jaime appears to leave like he doesnt care what Bronn has to say but…
He immediately goes to visit Tyrion Lannister in his jail cell. The two brothers compare their different prison circumstances and Tyrion calls Jaime out for being Cersei’s bitch. They discuss the dreaded trial and the fact that most people think Tyrion really did kill Joffrey. Tyrion knows Cersei doesn’t care about the outcome of the trial and will kill him no matter what. Tyrion asks if Jaime will do it himself. Jaime rebuttles by asking if Tyrion has joined him as a Kingslayer. “Are you really asking if I killed your son?” Thank you, Tyrion, for addressing the elephant in the room and acknowledging that Joffrey was Jaime’s son, too.
Jaime offers to help Tyrion but the only thing Tyrion wants is freedom. Jaime can’t give him that. It’s treason to help a Kingslayer. Jaime then clues Tyrion in to Cersei’s threat on Sansa’s life but Tyrion assures Jaime it couldn’t have been her. “Sansa’s not a killer. Not yet, anyway.”
We catch up with Olenna and Margaery Tyrell during what appears to be their last stroll through the gardens because Olenna reveals she is leaving King’s Landing. The Tyrells have proposed a match between Tommen and Margaery but the Lannisters haven’t answered yet. Olenna tells Margaery to be patient and then tells her a story about her first love. He was originally supposed to marry Olenna’s sister but he fell victim to Olenna’s seduction since she was apparently very, very good. But Olenna claims Margaery is even better and needs to move in on Tommen fast before Cersei turns him against her. Luckily, Cersei is distracted and wrongfully accusing Tyiron of murder. Margaery wonders how she knows Tyrion is innocent. “You don’t think I’d let you marry that beast, do you?” Olenna responds. Margaery is confused but Olenna tells her not to worry while she FIDDLES WITH HER NECKLACE. (ASIDE: Did Olenna seriously just admit to murdering the King?! END OF ASIDE)
Jaime visits his sister-lover Cersei on official business as Lord Commander of the Night’s Guard. Cersei questions the number of guards stationed outfront of Tommen’s room and also is curious about why Catelyn would set him free. Was he telling the truth when he made the sacred vow to the enemy? Of course not. Jaime claims he was lying and saying whatever he needed to get back to Cersei. Not convinced, Cersei wonders what would happen if she told Jaime to leave the capital, go find Sansa and bring Cersei her head? She also wonders why Jaime would visit the creature that murdered their son. Cersei mocks Jaime for pitying Tyrion and then orders him to increase the number of guards for Tommen. She dismisses the Lord Commander as she drowns herself in wine and misery.
Tommen stirs and looks frightened when he hears a noise in the dark. Don’t worry King Tommen, it’s just Margaery popping in for a (secret) midnight visit. She emerges from the dark and Tommen wonders why he’s there since mother doesn’t allow evening visits. Margaery assures him it’s okay since she’s going to be his new bride. Margaery tells Tommen how lucky they are to know each other prior to an arranged marriage and they should take advantage and get to know one another. Suddenly, Ser Pounce jumps up and interrupts the intense moment. Tommen starts to confide in her and tell her about Joffrey’s sick plans for his poor cat. Margaery lets him know that she thinks Joffrey is awful and asks him if he knows what happens when they marry. “I become yours, forever,” she says. Poor Tommen. He looks terrified of what that means but also intrigued and excited as Margaery bids him farewell and promises to visit again. “Remember, our little secret,” she whispers before disappearing into the dark.
Jaime gives Brienne a new suit of armor and his new Valyerian steel sword, claiming that since the sword is made from Ned Stark’s sword and she will be using it to defend Sansa, she has to take it. Brienne promises to find Sansa and take her somewhere safe, for Catelyn and for Jaime. Jaime also gives her Pod as a squire. Poor Pod. He’s such a good, innocent lad; he can’t figure out how to properly address Brienne. Jaime also gives Pod Tyrion’s axe from the Battle of Blackwater, per Tyrion’s request. Hooray for Pod! Another nice guy who seems to have survived the Game. Now if only we could find Gendry….
So Jaime disobeyed Cersei and did everything he could to help Sansa, not kill her. What does this mean about Jaime? What does he feel for Brienne, if anything? Is he a Lannister or an Oathkeeper, as Brienne so aptly named the sword?
House Baratheon
No news here. Where. Is. Gendry.
Rock Paper Watch’s Top Quote of 4×4:
Jenn’s Pick – “Kill the Masters.” – Grey Worm to the slaves of Meereen
Elizabeth’s Pick – “There’s nothing more tedious than a trial. Except perhaps these gardens. If I have to take one more leisurely stroll through these gardens I’ll fling myself from the cliffs.” – Lady Olenna (like viewers) is also annoyed that she’s only allowed to hang out in the Gardens
Game of Thrones Recaps are authored by Jenn O’Mera (Lannister and Targaryen) and Elizabeth Bond (Stark and Baratheon). Feel free to contact any author with feedback or questions.
WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS from Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones. DO NOT READ if you haven’t watched “The Lion and the Rose.”
Let’s go over what we know. King Joffrey Baratheon [finally] met his maker during his wedding to Margaery Tyrell aka the Purple Wedding on Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones. After consuming some wine, courtesy of his Cupbearer, and indulging on the Pigeon Pie, Joffrey began to choke. His choking quickly escalated until he suffocated and died. But Joffrey didn’t just choke to death – it was too quick, too painful, too brutal. Joffrey was poisoned, and Cersei knows it. Now the big question is who killed the King? We break down our list of suspects below.
Olenna Tyrell
Lady Olenna has the means, the motive, and the opportunity. She despises Tywin; she wants to protect her granddaughter from the twisted Joffrey; she provided all of the food and drink for the wedding, making the pie and/or wine all the easier to poison. During the Purple Wedding, she flitted around the High Table and fiddled with Sansa’s hair and necklace; the same peculiar necklace that was given to Sansa by Ser Dantos, the fool from GOT 4×1. One of our RPW writers noticed an interesting fact – when Sansa first wore the necklace, it sported seven purple jewels. After Lady Olenna played with her hair, there were only six crystals hanging from the necklace. Did Olenna swipe a crystal filled with poison? Is she in cahoots with Dantos?
It doesn’t help Olenna’s case that she also gave sage advice to Sansa during their chat. “War is war, but killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing?” In the GOT world, things aren’t usually spelled out so clearly but when murdering a king, what better way to avoid suspicion? Killed Joffrey: Highly Likely
Oberyn Martell
“The Lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts,” said Oberyn to Tyrion during our Season 4 opener. We know that Oberyn isn’t in Kings Landing for a friendly hello. He’s here for revenge. Oberyn’s sister was Elia Martell, wife to Rhagaer Targaryen. During the war, the Lannisters sacked King’s Landing killing Elia and her children. Rumor has it, Elia was raped by the Mountain and then split in half. If this is the case, Oberyn holds the Lannister’s, specifically Tywin, directly responsible for the death of his family members.
Wouldn’t killing Joffrey be an eye for an eye? Killed Joffrey: Highly likely
Tyrion Lannister
Cersei’s #1 suspect is her baby brother, but did Tyrion really poison his nephew? We all know Tyrion hates Joffrey and that all Lannisters pay their debts. And Tyrion definitely owes Cersei quite a few debts at this point (Shae, his wedding to Sansa, just to name a couple). But is Tyrion stupid enough to poison his nephew at a public gathering, especially after he made numerous threats [including the most recent one in GOT 3×10] on Joffrey’s life in front of the Small Council? I doubt it. Many can argue that Tyrion was the last person to give Joffrey his wine cup, but Tyrion had no way to anticipate being made a fool of by his uncle in such fashion. If Tyrion is the culprit, he must’ve been carrying poison around for weeks waiting for an ideal moment. But to me, that’s still too far-fetched. Killed Joffrey: Not Likely
Tywin Lannister
Let’s face it, Joffrey was like a wild dog that Tywin was trying to keep on a leash. With him out of the picture, the Iron Throne passes to Joffrey’s younger (and easier to control) brother. This means that Tywin is back in charge. And we know he fancies killing people at weddings. But, is the man cold blooded enough to kill his own (horrible) grandson? From a war perspective, it’s not a very smart move since it makes the Throne seem weak. Killed Joffrey: Sort of likely
Sansa Stark
If having reasons to kill Joffrey was a contest, Sansa would win. He was responsible for killing her direwolf. He killed her father. He repeatedly humiliated her in public. He tortured her endlessly. His family was responsible for the death of her mother and brother. Then he pushes her off to his uncle. If the poison was in the cup, Sansa was indeed the last to hand it to Tyrion. But would Sansa have the guts to kill Joffrey? It’s not likely. She’s always been too terrified of him to act. Killed Joffrey: Really Not likely
Margaery Tyrell
Sure she’s marrying a psychopath and may want to protect her own skin. Yes, she did feed the pie to Joffrey but Margaery is such a public relations expert that I doubt she would willingly kill off her second husband. I mean, the girl is now two for two. She’s got two dead husbands and is officially damaged goods. Who’s going to want to marry her now? Killed Joffrey: Really Not likely
Cersei Lannister
Bottom line, Cersei hates Tyrion. She so quickly pointed the finger at Tyrion, some would assume she orchestrated the death of Joffrey to take Tyrion out herself. You can even argue that Cersei so self-motivated, she saw married-Joffrey as a threat whom she could no longer control. She could have orchestrated his death just to retain her own power. But wouldn’t it have been easier to kill Sansa? I mean, two birds with one stone. Also, the Lannisters aren’t ones to act impulsively and killing your own son would be pretty impulsive. And as much as Cersei hates Tyrion, she loved Joffrey more. Throughout his reign, she was constantly trying to steer him in the right direction and make him a good leader (not possible). Killed Joffrey: Really Not likely
Melisandre
While the Red Priestess was not present at the Purple Wedding, we can’t write her off as a suspect just yet. Recall in Game of ThronesSeason 3×8 “Second Sons,” Melisandre tossed leeches filled with Gendry’s blood into a fire calling for the Lord of Light to kill Robb Stark, Joffrey Baratheon, and Baelon Greyjoy as usurpers. Two of those men have now met their end. Can we give Melisandre credit for these deaths, or is it mere coincidence? If I were Baelon Greyjoy, I’d be very careful. Killed Joffrey: Not Likely
We’re baaacccckkkk and we are so thrilled for a brand new season of Game of Thrones. With a new House in town and the taste of vengeance in the air, this season guarantees to be fantastic. Let’s dive in. First and foremost, we have a credits update! Meet Dreadfort, the keep of House Bolton and the current location of poor Theon. Also, Meerean makes an appearance, the slave city with a giant pyramid. Dany’s on her way there but more on that later.
House Lannister
We kick off the episode with a scene symbolizing the complete destruction of House Stark with a true song of fire and Ice. Tywin Lannister stands watch as Ice, Ned Stark’s gigantic Valyrian steel blade, is welded down in fire, forging two new swords for House Lannister. Tywin completes the destruction by tossing Ned’s wolf-skin scabbard into the fire as the Rains of Castamere plays eerily in the background. The Red Wedding may have happened ten months ago for us, but in the GOT world, it was mere weeks ago, and it continues to be the wound that keeps bleeding.
[ASIDE: This entire scene was painful to watch, and served as a terse reminder of the events of Season 3. Just like the Red Wedding, Tywin stands in the shadows, unwilling to reveal himself and his role. Tywin constantly takes what isn’t his and remolds it into something new, giving the appearance of power and bold courage. But is Tywin really that courageous? Isn’t he known for hiding under Casterly Rock during Robert’s Rebellion, only daring to step forth into King’s Landing when he knew the city was starving, ripe for sacking? Does he ever take responsibility for what he does? Was the Red Wedding not a cowardly move in itself? Tywin feared the Young Wolf and thus found a way to defeat him without facing him in battle. I think Tywin Lannister is a façade – a man who thinks he has all the power in the world but is really living in a house of cards, with children who are sleeping together and a grandson who holds a false claim to the throne. Every empire burns to the ground, and I can’t wait until Tywin Lannisters’ does just that. END OF ASIDE]
Tywin presents one of the new Valyrian blades to his one-handed son, Jaime Lannister, who clumsily receives his new sword. Tywin questions Jaime’s intentions for his future, imploring Jaime to leave the King’s Guard (since he can’t really fight with a sword anymore) and return to Casterly Rock and rule in his place. Jaime refuses. His honor, his word, his reputation are already spoiled and he refuses to abandon yet another post at the whims of another. Tywin is shocked that his 40 year old son still doesn’t get it and dismisses Jaime, but allows him to keep his present. “A one handed man with no family needs all the help he can get.” As Jaime leaves his fathers’ chamber, we see a sly [sexy] smile spread across his face. Wonder what that’s about.
Next, we catch up with everyone’s favorite imp, Tyrion Lannister, Master of Coin, accompanied by Bron and Pod. They are waiting to receive the party from Dorne, which sailed to King’s Landing for Joffrey’s wedding. In brilliant GOT fashion, Tyrion proceeds to discuss the Dornish sigils and the “bad blood” between House Martell and House Lannister, clueing the audience to the significance of the new characters and providing us with a Westerosi history lesson.
Much to Tyrion’s dismay, the Dornish reveal that Prince Doran did not sail to the capital due to illness. His brother, Prince Oberyn of House Martell, came instead and snuck into the city in the wee morning hours. Tyion has an idea where he may find him.
Enter stage left – the one and only Oberyn Martell aka The Red Viper of Dorne. Oberyn is with his great paramour, Ellaria Sand (Sand because she’s a Dornish bastard; like Snow for our beloved Jon), and the pair are inspecting Baylish’s whores. After Prince Oberyn picks a boy who can he can have his way with, he suddenly becomes distracted as the tune of Rains of Castamere float through the brothel. Oberyn ventures off to find the cause of the disturbance, despite Ellaria’s pleas.
Oberyn stumbles upon two couples whistling the Lannister tune. “Forgive me for staring, I don’t see many Lannisters where I come from.”
[ASIDE: The way those words ooze out of his mouth, and the way he burns his fingers on the candle as he walks, oh la la. I am already in love with Oberyn. END OF ASIDE]
The tension between the Lannister couples and Oberyn seeps out of the TV. The men make jabs at each other until the Red Viper stings. “May I tell you a secret? You’re not a golden lion. You’re just a pink little man whose far too slow on the draw.” Then, BAM, knife in one of the Lannisters wrists.
Tyrion enters just in time to disrupt the argument. Oberyn already knows the “King’s Imp Uncle” and the two men go for a stroll, talking truths to one another. Oberyn thinks Joffrey is offended since he is the second son, not the ruling Prince of Dorne. Tyrion questions Oberyn’s intentions, knowing there is more to the visit than attending a wedding. Then, in another genius dialogue-driven history lesson, we find out the true reason for the Martell/Lannister hatred. The last time Oberyn was in the capital was for his sister, Elia Martell’s, wedding to Rhagaer Targaryen. Elia had his children and cared for them until Rhagaer left her for another woman, the “kidnapped” Lyanna Stark, which caused Robert to wage war. After Rhagaer was killed, the Lannisters sacked King’s Landing, killing all remaining Targaryens, including Elia and her children. It is said that Elia was raped by the Mountain and then split in half. If this is the case, Oberyn holds Tywin directly responsible for her death and the deaths of his nephew and niece. “Tell your father I’m here. Tell him the Lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts.”
Whoa. These two actors were phenomenal together. The tension, the conflict, the dialogue, the accent. All fantastic. The chemistry between them is fantastic. GIMME MORE, PLEASE!
After Tyrion’s depressing conversation with his new wife, Sansa Stark, he goes back to his room to find Shae draped over his bed. She knows it’s a dangerous place but insisted on seeing him, since she hasn’t gotten any in weeks. Tyrion turns her down and makes her leave. In a fit of rage, she reveals she knows he tried to dismiss her from the city and she wants him to be a man and say it to her himself. Tyrion reveals he has no idea about Varys’ visit last season, as we correctly assumed. Then, Shae storms out of the room….and the audience sees that one of Cersei’s little birds was outside chirping. Uh oh.
Speaking of the Golden Queen, we catch up with Cersei Lannister as she presents her brother with a golden hand, with the help of the Un-Maester Qyburn. Cersei reveals that Maester Qyburn helped to relieve her of some symptoms. (Pregnancy symptoms? Or no longer able to get pregnant symptoms? Is this her way out of her marriage to Loras?) The twins talk about the events that got them here and Jaime’s plans for the future. He reveals he wants to stay in King’s Landing so he can be with her. He tries to seduce his sister (EW) but she denies him, making it so both Lannister boys aren’t getting any. Cersei then breaks his heart – she tells him he was gone for too long and it took too long to get back to her. The incestual scene is disrupted when Cersei’s bird flies into the room to tattle on Tyrion.
We get a glimpse of the Royal Wedding plans when we catch up with Olenna and Margaery Tyrell and Jaime and Joffrey. Olenna, determined to make a fashion statement at the wedding, is displeased with the necklace options for Margaery and sends her little doves out to find the most beautiful one in King’s Landing. Margaery has a different idea but Olenna warns her to be careful because even the walls have ears.
Jaime and King Joff discuss security for the wedding, and the fact that the war isn’t over as long as Stannis lives. Joffrey isn’t interested and would rather squabble with his uncle, blaming him for his imprisonment and poking fun at Jaime for being a 40 year old knight with no hand who has done “no good deeds.” Did anyone else think Jaime must’ve been thinking, “How did I create that,” as he watched Joffrey walk away?
House Targaryen
We get our first glimpse of the Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons, being just that, mother of dragons. She’s sitting with a dragon in her lap, stroking Rhaego as if he is a puppy. The dragons are gigantic and have almost doubled in size. Suddenly, the other two dragons return with a dead sheep and the dragons begin to fight. Rhaego even snaps as Dany before the three fly off. Holy. Shit. The dragons are scary and on their way to becoming massive and uncontrollable. Ser Jorah Mormont so wisely states, “They are dragons, Khaleesi. They can never be tamed, not even by their mother.” Why thank you Jorah, I shall call you Captain Obvious.
Dany heads back to camp to discover Daario Naharis and Greyworm are missing – gambling. After she walks through her gigantic camp, she discovers the two men holding weapons to determine who has the right to ride beside Dany on road to Meereen. Dany quickly reins the boys in and we discover that Daario and Greyworm have a cute bro-competition going on. This scene felt kind of pointless and more like a chance to showcase the immense size of Dany’s horde and the new actor playing Daario Naharis but I’ll take any Dany time I can get.
Later, Dany and Missandei talk about Meereen and Missandei lets her know that she thinks the slave masters should fear Dany before Daario interrupts the women to talk strategy. He brings Dany three flowers, the flowers of Meereen, which are used for tea and poison, telling her if she wants to win over the peoples affections, she must become one with their lands. Dany is smitten, as are we, but seems to recognize Daario’s ploy for her heart.
Suddenly, the horde comes to a halt. There are dead children, mutilated and strung up, on every mile marker between there and Meereen – 163 in total. Barristan Selmy offers to ride ahead and bury the children but she refuses. She wants to see them all, and wants them to remove their collars before they are buried. Dany is going to liberate the enslaved and conquer the slavers. I’m afraid already for the masters of Meereen.
House Stark
The length of the Stark section is dwindling, you know, since they’re almost all dead.
Sansa – Sansa is in mourning. During the Season 3 finale we saw her immediate reaction to her brother and mother’s deaths. Now knows the details. She stays awake at night thinking about how the Lannisters (via Bolton and Frey) mutilated her family members. They chopped off Robb’s head and sewed his direwolf’s there in its place. They sliced her mother’s neck to the bone and then threw her body into the river, discarded like trash. There’s no cheering up Sansa, not even with lemon cakes (um, can I have Sansa’s lemon cake? My mouth is practically watering). Don’t worry Sansa, misery loves company and she’s got plenty of company in the legion of GOT fans.
It takes a fool to cheer Sansa up, literally. After creepily following her through the garden, Ser Dontos — the former knight she rescued from Joffrey in Season 2 — gives her a charming necklace as a gift. The family heirloom is all he has left and wants her to have it and wear it proudly.
Later, Brienne of Tarth tries to convince Jaime that he has to honor his pledge to rescue Catelyn Stark’s daughters. With Arya presumed dead and Sansa married to his brother, that makes things a bit difficult for Jaime. With Jaime’s previous speech to Tywin about breaking his word, is it wrong of me to have hope that he’ll follow through? Also, don’t you love that Brienne and Jaime are still besties?
Jon Snow – Man, Ygritte is a woman scorned. To be honest, I can’t say I blame her. If my man left me for a 600-some guys that wear only black, I’d be a little peeved too. We check-in with Ygritte as she’s making arrows, surely thinking about firing more of them at Jon Snow. Her angry arrow making is short-lived as Tormund Giantsbane approaches.
Is it just me or does Giantsbane remind you of Rumpelstiltskin in his angry wig? No, maybe try upside down? I don’t know, I can’t take him seriously whenever he’s on my TV.
In case you forgot (and missed Jon Snow’s recap to the council), last season a few of the Wildlings, led by Tormund Giantsbane, scaled The Wall and now intend to attack Castle Black from the south. Once they have control of the castle, they will open the gates to The Wall so Mance Rayder’s army can invade the southern lands. Right now they are waiting for Mance Rayder’s signal and it will be a big signal, says Jon Snow.
Anyway, back to Giantsbane and Ygritte. He’s giving her a hard time about Jon Snow, questioning whether or not she actually killed him. If she didn’t, their entire plan is at risk. Their conversation is interrupted when some weirdos show up. A group of tall pale bald men with creepy scars start talking about body types in a way that says, “I’m not a personal trainer, I’m just hungry and you seem like a delectable piece of meat.” Now, I’ve been binge watching NBC’s Hannibal lately and I just don’t know if I can handle another cannibal in my life right now. This group is called the Thenns and they are here to help with the Castle Black attack.
Speaking of Castle Black, let’s catch up with Jon Snow. He’s hanging out with Samwell, reacting to the Red Wedding news. He explains to Sam that he was always jealous of his brother Robb, but never wished harm upon him. Samwell knows the feeling since he feels that way about Jon Snow. To be honest, I was a bit disappointed in this whole scene. Like, that’s it, Jon Snow? You aren’t a little bit angry? Did Samwell tell him about seeing Bran? Are you at least going to try to save Bran? Maybe try to track down Arya? I NEED ANSWERS.
Well, at least he’s going to give the Night’s Watch council some answers. Members of the council want to end Jon Snow for breaking his vow (“You know nothing, Jon Snow”) and killing Qhorin Halfhand. Jon Snow begs the council to stop stressing about the little details and start preparing for the Wildlings. Can the Night’s Watch ready themselves in time for the attack?
Arya – Arya is still with The Hound. The Hound is obviously just looking for somewhere to drop Arya and not feel bad about it. Now they’re on their way to her crazy Aunt Lysa in the Vale of Arryn. The dynamic between these actors is really growing (see Jaime and Brienne from last season). Their banter is perfect and I love seeing hints of The Hound’s personality.
During their road trip, they decide to stop at a local tavern where several of The Mountain’s men are pissing outside, harassing the barkeep, etc. Arya immediately recognizes the pisser as Polliver, who in Season 2 captured Arya and her buddies after killing a bunch of people in the prison camp. Polliver steals Arya’s sword Needle and kills her friend Lommy because he cannot walk. Conveniently, Polliver still carries Needle.
Upon entering the tavern, Polliver recognizes The Hound and starts trying to impress him with his torturous ways. The Hound teases Polliver and it’s obvious that The Hound has decided to kill all of these people but is just waiting for them to make the first move. “You’re a talker,” he says, taking Polliver’s drink. “Listening to talkers makes me thirsty.” The fight starts.
Arya retreats to the corner. This fight seems really tough; The Hound does not seem to be winning. Also, there’s no backtrack. The quiet mixed with the clangs and the grunts is making me really anxious. Finally, Arya makes her move and the music kicks in. She gets her sword. Once Polliver is without a weapon, she stands over him and repeats the words he once said to Lommy, “Something wrong with your leg, boy? Can you walk? I’ve got to carry you. Fine little blade. Maybe I’ll pick my teeth with it.” She then slowly drives the blade into his throat, just like he did to Lommy. Meet the darker Arya of season four.
No news from Theon, Bran, or Rickon this week.
House Baratheon
There’s a brief chat between Brienne and Margaery where Brienne tells her what she remembers of Renly’s death. She saw a black fog with Stannis’ face murder Renly and vows to avenge “their king.” Quietly Margaery reminds her “Joffrey is their king now.” No update from Stannis but he should watch his back.
Rock Paper Watch’s Top Quote of 4×1:
Jenn’s Pick – “Perhaps I should just let Joffrey choose it for me, end up with a string of dead sparrow heads around my neck.” – Margaery Tyrell to Olenna. — Elizabeth’s Pick – “Are you sure we’re not related? Ever since I’ve returned, every Lannister I’ve seen has been a miserable pain in my ass. Maybe you’re a Lannister too. You’ve got the hair for it. You’ve got the looks.” – Jaime to Brienne
Game of Thrones Recaps are authored by Jenn O’Mera (Lannister and Targaryen) and Elizabeth Bond (Stark and Baratheon). Feel free to contact any author with feedback or questions.
Tonight is the night. After nine extremely long months, we are finally mere hours away from the Game of Thrones, Season 4 premiere on HBO. So while you wait impatiently to get your watchin’ on, check out our Non-Book Readers Guide to the GOT Season 4 premiere. Our guide is a short list of fun facts for those of us who don’t read the books (or haven’t gotten through them yet) to add to your viewing enjoyment.
1. Introducing a New House
In Season 4, we see the introduction of yet another new player in King’s Landing. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome House Martell. Prince Oberyn Martell (portrayed by Pedro Pascal), second in line to the seat of Dorne, sails to King’s Landing for the Royal Wedding. Oberyn arrives with a huge chip on his shoulder. His late sister, Elia Martell, was married to Rhaegar Targaryen (Dany’s late brother) and is said to have been slaughtered, along with her children, by the Lannisters during Robert’s Rebellion. Look for Oberyn aka The Red Viper of Dorne to ride into King’s Landing seeking revenge.
Oh, and remember when Tyrion had Cersei’s daughter, Princess Myrcella, shipped away in Season 1 and Cersei was furious? That’s because Myrcella was shipped off to Dorne, home of the Martells, and is most likely being treated like a prisoner.
“Tell your father I’m here – and tell him the Lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts.”~ Prince Oberyn Martell to Tyrion Lannister
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House Martell: A Breakdown
Since Maester Luwin is dead and the Stark children are no longer receiving history lessons, we thought we would give you one on the new House of Season 4.
Sigil – Red sun pierced by a gold spear Words – “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” Region – Dorne (located south of King’s Landing) Allegiance – House Baratheon
2. Game of Thrones recast the role of Daario Naharis
Michiel Huisman (ABC’s Nashville) replaces Ed Skrein as Daario Naharis, the young and dangerous lieutenant who pledged his heart and service to Dany in Season 3. Look for this new (smoking hot) actor to bring Daario to life in a whole new way.
3. Barristan Selmy’s Secret
Barristan Selmy has a bomb to drop on Dany and I can’t wait for the big reveal. Let’s backtrack to Season 1 – Barristan was a King’s Guard up until Cersei and Joffrey dismissed him after Robert’s death. That means Barristan knows that Jorah Mormont, Dany’s trusted advisor, was initially working for Robert and even took part in the attempted assassination of Dany in Season 1. Since Barristan didn’t make his big reveal when he first joined Dany, he must be waiting for the opportune moment. Will it come in Season 4? If it does, how will Dany react?
4. RIP — Characters That Didn’t Survive Season 3
Not that we need reminding of the Red Wedding, but lots of people met their end in Season 3 and it’s important to keep track. These are the folks that will no longer be gracing our televisions screen every Sunday night, unless Thoros of Myr and the Red God get their hands on them…
Robb Stark, King in the North
Catelyn Stark
Talisa Stark
Grey Wind
The Entire Stark Army
Pieces of Theon Greyjoy
Ros
Hoster Tully
Craster
Jeor Mormont, Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch
Orell (But his spirit lives on)
Rickard Karstark
Kraznys
Two of the Second Sons
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Here’s one more trailer to get you ready for the Game of Thrones premiere, Sunday, April 6th at 9pm on HBO.
To say that the writers of Rock Paper Watch are excited for the Game of Thrones Season 4 premiere would be a gigantic understatement. Overjoyed, thrilled, elated. They would be much better choices. In preparation for the premiere, I even rewatched Season 3. Okay, okay, really Seasons 1-3. What I realized was quite a lot has happened and I kind of forgot some of it. So, below you will find an update on the main Houses in Westeros, and a few other key players, as developed after a month of binge watching GOT on my iPhone during my commute to and from work.
Thank the Old Gods and the New that we only have two more sleeps until premiere day, and I can watch it on a real TV.
Stannis – At the end of Season 3, Ser Davos Seaworth, Stannis’ Hand of the King, revealed a letter from Maester Aemon detailing the imminent threat of White Walkers beyond the Wall. Alongside the Red Priestess, Stannis peered into the fire yet again. Realizing that the real war lies to the North, Melisandre advised Stannis to spare Ser Davos from death even though he sprung Gendry from the dungeons, sans Stannis’ permission, because Stannis will need him in the future. Stannis made the decision to ride to the Wall and save the Seven Kingdoms, with Davos and Melisandre by his side. Maybe Stannis is the true king, after all. Will he arrive in time to aid the Night’s Watch in the Wildling Rebellion? Will Gendry figure out how to use the boat and make it to dry land?
Cersei – Engaged to Loras Tyrell; enraged against her father; envious of Margaery’s control over Joffrey; seemingly not excited to have her lover back, which brings us to her twin brother;
Jaime – Finally arrived safely back in King’s Landing, minus his sword hand but plus his sword lady, Brienne of Tarth. Remember, Brienne and Jaime both swore an oath to Lady Catelyn that they would return Sansa and Arya to Winterfell. This season, will Jaime prove to be loyal to his word, or loyal to his lover and family?;
Joffrey – The last time we saw Joffrey, he was celebrating the Red Wedding before he was threatened with death by his uncle and sent to bed by his grandfather. Poor Joffrey. Nevertheless, the Cruel & Stupid King is engaged to the careful manipulator, Margaery Tyrell, and the royal wedding will probably happen in the beginning episodes of Season 4. Oh, what a wedding it will be!;
Tyrion – Now celibate thanks to hismarriage to Lady Sansa (not really though since his mistress, Shae, is his wife’s handmaiden), and serving as Master of Coin, it is Tyrion’s job to fund the Royal Wedding for the nephew he loathes so much. Will Tyrion succeed and prove his worth to his father, or fail miserably and continue his decline in power?;
Tywin – As Hand of the King, Tywin Lannister proved he is the Grandest Schemer in the Land when he orchestrated the Red Wedding last season. Remember all those mysterious letters he was writing? With those letters, he singlehandedly stole the North out from under the Starks, killed a majority of their House, and rewarded Lord Bolton as Warden of the North, with full intention to strip the Boltons of the North when Sansa and Tyrion’s “heir” comes of age. Tywin is playing the game of thrones to win, no matter what the cost. At this rate, can anyone stop him?
Arya – Thanks to the Hound, who captured Arya after she escaped from the Brotherhood Without Banners, she was not massacred in the Red Wedding along with most of her House. Unfortunately, she did witness most of it. This poor girl has no only seen her father’s headless body, but also her brother’s headless body with Greywind’s head fixed upon it. What will the Hound do with Arya now that no one can pay him for her? Will she ever use the coin given to her by Jaqen H’ghar and speak the words “Valar Morghulis (All men must die)?”;
Bran – At the end of Season 3, Bran came this close to reuniting with his half-brother, Jon Snow. Instead of a joyous reunion, we got Bran warging into Summer and Grey Wind to rescue Jon from the Wildlings, who turned on Jon right after they figured out Jon’s true identity. After rescuing his brother, Bran decided to split his group sending Rickon and Osha somewhere South (and safe) while Bran, Jojen, and Meera continued North. In an abandoned castle near the Wall, Bran’s group came face-to-face with Samwell Tarly and Gilly as that pair headed back to Castle Black. Despite Sam’s wishes to protect his “brother’s brother,” Sam showed Bran and the Reeds a secret passage through the Wall, sending Bran right in to the thick of danger;
Jon Snow – Jon was a very busy man last season, deceiving Mance Rayder and the Wildlings into believing he was one of them and falling in love with a Wildling, only to reveal at the end of Season 3 that he was, in fact, still loyal to the Night’s Watch and working as a double agent. In the season finale, Jon finally revealed his true colors and left the Wildlings to return to Castle Black and warn the Night’s Watch of the pending attack, thusly breaking Ygritte’s heart. Ygritte doesn’t go down easy, though, and lands three arrows in Jon. Jon returns to the Castle but collapses before he can speak with Sam and his bros. Will Jon survive Ygritte’s revenge and warn his fellow Crows before Mance lights the biggest fire the North has ever seen?;
Sansa – Poor Sansa, she is the living Stark that continuously gets the shit end of the stick. She’s stuck in King’s Landing as Joffrey’s puppet, forced into marrying Tyrion Lannister, and missed yet another opportunity to leave King’s Landing (this one was with Petyr Baelish). While it seems like Sansa does have some powerful people in her corner (Olenna and Varys to name a few), at the conclusion of Season 3, Sansa’s life seemed in even more jeopardy. Her family is dead, Jaime is back in King’s Landing, and the Lannisters no longer need Sansa as a bargaining chip. Will her marriage to Tyrion keep her safe? Will she ever be smart enough to leave King’s Landing when given a chance?
Season 1 tells the story of Daenerys Stormborn and her transformation from innocent young girl to strong, confident Khaleesi and Mother of Dragons. Season 2 tells the story of Dany realizing she can trust no one and must embrace violence in order to gain power. By Season 3, we finally see Dany coming into her own as a true Queen with a gentle heart and a ruthless hand, working to find a balance between what her heart desires and what fulfilling her fate requires.
Dany moved from slave-city to slave-city, sacking the Masters and freeing their slaves, with the help of her Unsullied, Ser Barristan Selmy, Ser Jorah Mormont, Daario Naharis, and, of course, her three dragons. At the conclusion of the season, Dany waits at the gates of Yunkai, unsure of how the newly freed slaves would respond to her and her horde. When the gates finally open, they pour out in droves, stopping just short of Dany. Missandei introduces Dany’s with full titles – proof of her unyielding growth. “This is Daenerys Targaryen, the Stormborn, the Unburnt, the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, the Mother of Dragons.” Dany interrupts Missandei to tell the people they are now free. In a visually powerful scene, hundreds and thousands of the citizens of Yunkai raise their hands, shouting “Mhysa” in unison, lifting Dany over their head, praising her as their “Mother.”
Dany now has the three things her brother always wanted – love, power, and fear. Is she finally ready to cross the Narrow Sea and take back her kingdom? Can she balance the line between conquerer and liberator? Thank the Gods we only have a few more days to find out!
Westerosi Key Players
Petyr Baelish – As a reward for his support of All Things Lannister, Petyr was titled the Lord of Harrenhal and left King’s Landing to pursue Lady Lysa Arryn’s (Catelyn’s crazy sister that still breastfeeds her 9 year old) hand in marriage. The last time we saw him, he was on a ship headed to the Vale. We’ll probably catch up with him sometime this season following his arrival.
Theon Greyjoy – It was finally revealed at the conclusion of Season 3 that Theon was being held by Roose Bolton’s bastard, Ramsey Snow, as a means of removing the Iron Islanders from the North. Ramsey was also the same person that set Winterfell ablaze, finally turning it into Hot Pie’s Winterhell. Did you figure this big secret out before the big reveal?
Yara Greyjoy – After receiving her brothers’ penis in a box, courtesy Ramsay Snow, Yara decided to take her strongest men on her fastest ship and sail North to rescue her baby brother. Touching. Meanwhile, her father did nothing and was quite content to continue receiving “more Theon.”
Olenna Tyrell – Olenna may just be the only person brave and smart enough to match Tywin Lannister both in wit and manipulation (their scene last season was uh-maze-ing). Something tells me she won’t send her granddaughter and grandson into the Lion’s Den without putting up a fight.
The Tulleys – In the finale, a gitty Walter Frey reveals that Edmure Tully survived the Red Wedding, locked up in a jail cell, and The Blackfish managed to escape. What does this mean for the future of the Tully clan? Will Edmure make it out alive? Will anyone seek revenge for the massacre?
Lord Varys – The Spider continues to be one of my favorite characters as he proves over and over again to truly care about the good of the Realm. He recognizes the evil players and makes quiet moves to assist the good ones. In the season finale, he even tried to remove Shae from the picture, encouraging her to take his diamonds and leave the city so Tyrion can focus on what needs to be done. But I want to know – what is his end game? Who is Varys really working for, or what is he working towards?
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Well, there you have it folks. Another season of Game of Thrones down and now begins the waiting. We breakdown the final episode and discuss where things could go moving forward. Feel free to comment with your thoughts!
House Stark
Are you still grieving from last week? I know I am. Every time I close my eyes, I see Talisa getting repeatedly stabbed in the stomach or the episode-ending blow to Catelyn. This week’s episode picks up right after the massacre. Roose Bolton overlooks the mass violence from Frey’s castle. The Hound is trying to sneak Arya away from the slaughter. A group of Frey’s men are loudly chanting “King in the North.” I was afraid we were going to see this. The men have Robb’s body on a horse with his direwolf Grey Wind’s head in place of his own. Poor Arya, naturally she chooses this moment to wake up and see her brother’s mutilated body being paraded by his murderers.
After things calm down, Lord Frey is having a celebratory snack as Roose Bolton parades around the dining hall absorbing the carnage. From their conversation, we learn that Catelyn’s uncle, The Blackfish, escaped and the groom, Edmure Tully, wasn’t murdered, but spent his wedding night in the dungeon. But all of that is old news. Frey is getting all worked up thinking about his new bride to replace the one Catelyn killed.
Finally, we get an explanation from Roose about why he turned on Robb. Being his right hand man, the Young Wolf constantly ignored his advice at every turn. Now, Robb will just be “Forever Young.” As Roose and Frey continue their conversation, we FINALLY learn who has Theon and what happened at Winterfell.
Did you figure it out? Does this mean anything to you? From conversations I’ve had with watchers (not readers), they were unclear about the identity of Roose Bolton. Truthfully, he’s been on screen since Season 2 but always lurking in the shadows and easily missed by audiences so this may not feel like an impactful reveal, but the GOT creators have been carefully planting hints for a few episodes. Read more about them here.
We catch up with Ramsey and Theon during dinner as Ramsey is suggestively chomping on a sausage while poking fun at Theon for losing his best quality. Yes ladies, we have another reason to mourn. Theon is now a eunich.
Ramsey has now figured out that physically torturing Theon is no longer enough. He has to take his pride, any last shred of identity and self respect. After beating him for a bit, Ramsey forces Theon to identify himself by a new name—Reek.
Moving to the Iron Islands, Balon Greyjoy is opening a letter from Ramsey Snow ordering Balon’s men out of the North. As Balon is reading the letter, Theon’s sister Yara is opening a box. Before she even unwraps it, we know what’s in there and I’m just glad we didn’t have to see it. Ramsey has sent Theon’s “member” to his family as a threat. Theon’s sister is deeply impacted by her brother’s loss. Balon could care less. In his eyes, Theon can no longer continue the Greyjoy line. What use is he now? Balon has no interest in saving Theon. Yara has other ideas. She plans to march on Dreadfort and rescue her brother. She’s gathering the strongest men and the best ship and is on a mission. It will be interesting to see this play out in the next season. I know this time last year, we all hated Theon. Have your thoughts changed? Do you pity him or still think he got what he deserved?
Arya and the Hound are making their way to the next destination. On the way, they pass some of Frey’s troops making jokes about the Red Wedding and Robb’s mutilation. She triumphantly jumps off the horse. Unlike we’ve seen Arya in the past, she’s not approaching them confidently but sheepishly. She’s using her youth to her advantage to gain their trust. She offers one of them her coin in exchange for food. The coin was giving to her by her assassin friend Jaqen last season. When the man goes to grab it, she stabs him and stabs him and stabs him.
The Hound quickly jumps in the kill off the rest of them men. “Next time you’re going to do something like that, tell me first,” says The Hound.
This is a big turning point for Arya. It’s her first direct, intential kill. Arya reveals that she stole The Hound’s knife without him realizing it. I’m curious to see how hanging out with The Hound will help Arya to grow. I have a feeling he will provide an outlet for her anger. I hope he continues her training that we saw in season one.
Bran and company have taken up camp in another abandoned castle, this time closer to The Wall. Hodor (providing some much needed comedic relief) does his hodor-ing, this time down a well.
Bran tells Jojen and Meera a ghost story about a man who was condemned for killing a guest beneath his room (the gods are coming for you Frey). Later that night, there’s a noise that wakes up Bran. It’s Sam and Gilly and I’m so happy to see them! They made their way through the secret passageway through The Wall. Sam immediately figures out that Bran is Bran, Jon Snow’s brother. Bran tries to pretend there’s some other young lord who’s crippled wandering around the North with a direwolf. Once Bran “reveals” who he is, Sam promises to do anything he can to help them. “Take us north of The Wall,” requests Bran. That’s probably the last thing Sam wants to hear. Is this Bran’s purpose? Is he essential in defeating the White Walkers?
Sam guides Bran and company to The Wall, provides them with some dragonglass and stresses the importance of staying safe. The whole time I couldn’t help but think “Man, when Jon Snow finds out he’s gonna be PISSED!”
Later Sam and Gilly make their way to Castle Black and explain to the Maester what they saw beyond The Wall. The Maester inquires about Gilly and her son (who is now named Sam, awwww). Sam defends keeping Gilly at Castle Black and points out that The Wall was not erected to keep out Wildlings. Aemon decides that Gilly will stay as a guest. After that he sends a blast mailing to all of Westeros alerting them of the White Walkers and the impending danger.
Speaking of Jon Snow, we catch up with him as he licks his wounds from that eagle last week. Ygritte has tracked him down and we get this exchange:
Jon Snow: Ygritte you know I didn’t have a choice. You always knew who I was, what I am. I have to go home now. I know you won’t hurt me. Ygritte: You know nothing, Jon Snow. Snow: I do know some things. I know I love you. I know you love me. I have to go home now.
Then, in probably the most shocking part of the episode, SHE SHOOTS HIM! Ygritte shoots him with three arrows as he’s trying to board his horse and get away. Later, Snow’s frail body approaches Castle Black and is immediately let in. Hanging on to life, he reunites with Sam. God, I love a bromance.
House Baratheon
Ser Davos, while visiting Gendry in the dungeon, bonds with him over their humble beginnings in Fleabotton. Gendry defends his actions with the Red Woman. “You’re me. Never been with a woman, never talked to a woman really. Then she comes at you. Big words, no clothes, what would you have done?” Davos then tells Gendry of his son. Obviously Davos feels some kind of remorse and blame for what happened to his son during the Battle of Blackwater. He sees some of his son in Gendry and feels the need to protect him.
Later, Stannis and Melisandre learn of Robb’s death and are tickled that their leech trick worked. It’s obvious what they must do next. They plan to burn Gendry alive. Davos is not having it. He warns Stannis of using black magic to win a war. Stannis counters with the story of the Targaryens and how they won Westeros with dragons aka black magic. “What is the life of one bastard boy against a kingdom?” Stannis asks. “Everything,” replies Davos.
Davos decides to take matters into his own hands. He sneaks Gendry out of the castle and puts him on a boat and tells him where to row to escape. Gendry, we’ll miss you and your abs.
Later, Daavos is being reprimanded by Stannis, and he condemns him to death. Davos, as the Hand of the King, advises against it and then whips out his secret weapon. It’s the letter from Maester Aemon expressing the dangers beyond The Wall. Melisandre inspects the letter and then throws it into the fire. I guess we can assume she got some type of vision from the fire about the future. She agrees, “The true war lies to the North.” She advises that Stannis spare Davos, he’ll need him in the future.
House Lannister
We meet up with the Lannisters’ with Tyrion and Sansa (odd that she’s now a Lannister) walking through King’s Landing with Shae trailing behind. The pair of them are peculiar – one the daughter of traitor Ned Stark and the other a demon monkey – so as they walk, people are mocking them. The two have developed an odd friendship and they try to help each other suffer through their situation. It turns out that Tyrion also keeps a list, just like Sansa’s sister. But he doesn’t intend to kill the people on his list, just make them suffer and wish they were dead. The two of them begin to plot ways to punish Tyrion’s listees when Sansa suggests they “sheep shift” their beds. “Why sheep shift?,” Tyrion asks his new wife. It’s almost cute – the poor girl thinks it’s the correct vulgar word for dung. Just another little reminder for Tyrion about the young age of his new bride.
Pod calls Tyrion off to the Small Council meeting. King Joffrey is in attendance now, and he’s bursting with joy with news to share with Tyrion. Tyrion reads a note from a raven. “Roslyn caught a fine fat trout. Her brother’s gave her a pair of wolf pelts for her wedding. ~ Walder Frey” We wish it was bad poetry, Tyrion, but it’s not. Joffrey ecstatically reveals that Robb Stark and his “bitch mother” are dead, and he demands that Frey send Robb’s head to the capital so Joffrey can serve it to Sansa at his wedding. Cersei tries to pretend like Joffrey is joking but he insists otherwise until Sansa’s new hubbie speaks up. Tyrion declares that Sansa is no longer his to torment. “Everyone is mine to torment,” Joffrey replies. Tyrion then reminds Joffrey that kings are dropping like flies. He essentially threatens to kill him and Tyrion probably crossed the line this time, but he doesn’t back down. Joffrey yells about how he’s the king and you can’t talk to him like that, like he always does, until Tywin Lannister speaks up for his son. “Any man who must say I am the king is no true king,” says Tywin. Joffrey is shocked.
And (finally!) Tywin and Joffrey go at it. Joffrey touches a soft spot when he mocks Tywin for “hiding under Casterly Rock” during Robert’s Rebellion. Even Cersei realizes that Joffrey is overstepping his safe boundaries. Tywin Lannister is the most powerful man in Westeros. He made that clear when he executed the Red Wedding, when he squashed the entire Northern Rebellion with one strategic move. Joffrey may be the king, but like Tywin says, a crown does not give you power. Power is power, and Tywin has all of it. Then, Tywin does something really unexpected. He puts little King Joff to bed, and as Tyrion so aptly puts it, even without dinner. Joffrey honestly looked like a toddler when he yelled “I’m not tired!” I was waiting for him to stomp his feet in a tantrum. But he doesn’t and he goes off to bed like his grandfather commands.
Tyrion tries to leave, until he hears the infamous line, “Not you.” It’s not ever you, Tyrion, why do you even try to leave? Tyrion and Tywin talk about the great crime that Tywin just committed. Tyrion recognizes immediately that Frey would have done nothing that grievous without Tywin’s backing and he eerily warns his father that “the Northerners will never forget.” Tywin tries to morally justify the Red Wedding. He argues that it’s better to save the lives of thousands and kill a few royal men at dinner than it is to fight in war. He dismisses Tyrion’s fears about the North. “Let them remember what happens when they march on the South.”
Tywin tells Tyrion that Roose Bolton is going to be Warden of the North until Sansa and Tyrion’s son comes of age. Hold up, speaking of son. Tywin reminds Tyrion that he needs to get to work on that, but Tyrion refuses to rape his wife. How…sweet? The whole conversation was completely disturbing. Tywin then tells Tyrion the key to success in Westerosi politics. “The House that puts family first will always defeat the House that puts the whims and wishes of its sons and daughters first.” Tyrion laughs at his father, and asks Tywin when he ever did anything that wasn’t of his own selfish desires. Tywin (of course) has a shocking response – the day that he decided not to kill infant Tyrion. Tywin even cries a little bit during this speech when he talks about saving Tyrion’s life only because he was a Lannister. Wow, allowing his infant son to live must have been really painful for him.
Tyrion goes back to deliver the horrible news about the Red Wedding to Sansa but thankfully, we are not subjected to the pain of seeing Sansa find out. She already knows.
Varys and Shae have a touching scene where he asks her to leave King’s Landing. He gives her a sack of diamonds, and tells her the reason she needs to leave is because she makes things dangerous and complicated for Tyrion. Varys and Shae bond over the fact that they are both commoners, and will never truly be able to sit among the royals. “You have one name, as do I. Here, only the family name matters,” Varys reminds Shae. It seems Varys truly does believe that Tyrion is a good man, and the best chance Westeros has in becoming a better place. But with Shae around, Tyrion will accomplish nothing. Shae refuses to leave until Tyrion asks her to leave on his own. Though, I’m not sure if Tyrion actually has anything to do with this visit from Varys. I’m almost sure that he doesn’t, and that he’d be furious if he knew it was happening.
Pod and Tyrion are drinking. Pod is having trouble keeping up. “It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy,” Tyrion drunkenly educates Pod. Cersei Lannister enters from the shadows to spend some QT time with her baby brother. Cersei finally explains how she manages to sleep at night – she doesn’t think about the cruel things that happen to anyone. She also insists she won’t marry Loras, but doesn’t share any plans of how she’ll avoid her destiny. She implores Tyrion to give Sansa a baby, claiming that she wishes for that only so Sansa can have happiness in her life. Cersei reveals that her children are the only reason she hasn’t committed suicide, even her demented child, Joffrey. She shares some cute baby Joff stories, and openly acknowledges how awful he is now. Tyrion then asks his sister how long it will all go on, and she knows exactly what he means. Their fathers’ wars will go on as long as he has enemies, and he will always have enemies, so they better buckle up for the violent road they’re heading down.
I was a little disappointed with this final Cersei/Tyrion scene. Cersei seemed a little underused and overshadowed this season, with all the power players cooped up in King’s Landing. But, I know there is a lot of Cersei’s story left to come, so I can deal with it for now.
Jaime Lannister makes it back to King’s Landing with Brienne of Tarth. The two can say so much with just a look. He’s upset no one recognizes (or respects) him, and she lets him know that it’s okay. He’s still Jaime to her, not the Kingslayer, no matter what. But, as much as I want these two to be together, I doubt it will happen. Jaime goes to see Cersei right away. He says her name, and she turns knowingly. She looks shocked? relieved? dismayed to see him? It’s not really clear. He looks ashamed. I don’t get it — it’s not his fault he’s been missing all this time, and mamed in the process. Is she really that mad over a hand? Sheesh.
House Targaryen
We finally catch up with the Dragon Queen in the final scene of the episode. The episode is entitled “Mhsya,” and up to this point, there was no mention of the Valeryian word. So one could assume that it would tie heavily into the Targaryen storyline. And boy, did it.
Dany is waiting outside of the gates of Yunkai, the city that she most recently “sacked” or killed all of the slave masters, flanked by Ser Jorah Mormont, Missandei, Ser Barristan Selmy, Daario Naharis, three dragons, and 8,000 Unsullied. She looked fierce and magnificent, and also a little terrifying. Dany is unsure how the slaves of Yunkai will receive her – Is she a conqueror or a liberator? – and she seems unnerved as the gates slowly began to open. The slaves of Yunkai began to march out in droves. Missandei introduced Dany as “Daenerys Targaryen, the Stormborn, the Unburnt, the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, the Mother of Dragons.” Dany steps forward and tells the people that they don’t owe her their freedom, because their freedom is not hers to give. She encourages them to take their freedom back, and stands waiting for a response. Slowly, they begin raising their hands and shouting “Mhysa.” Missandei, shocked, tells her that this means “Mother.” Dany realizes that they won’t hurt her, and moves forward into the crowd on her own while the dragons fly above.
She walks among them, and then is carried rockstar-style above them, all the while they shout Mhysa and look at her with adoration and love. Her Queen’s Guard watches on in shock and awe as Dany is carried among the people. Then, the camera pans into an aerial shot, where you can see the immense size of the group of people flocking towards her, and she stands as the lone silver beacon among a sea of thousands and thousands of slaves.
The entire scene took my breath away, and it ended Season 3 on an inspirational and uplifting note. Dany has truly come full circle. At the end of Season 1, she is left childless and widowed. She has three dragons, but no army, no money, and no ships. At the end of Season 2, she finally has managed to get money and ships, but still no army. By the end of Season 3, Dany has a horde following her, and thousands of people who look at her as their liberator and their mother. It’s almost as if she had to lose her own child, and suffer through great personal tragedy and loss, in order to become this powerful ruler. Recall early in Season 3 when her advisors tell her it is critical to gather a following not based on fear, but love. Dany did that, and now she has a force that truly can beat any army in Westeros. But, is that the destiny of Dany’s horde, or is there a greater purpose for Dany and her dragon army?
Final Thoughts on Season 3:
As we conclude Season 3 and wait ten months for a new season, we can’t help but think that GOT is entering a whole new ball game. With so many major characters dying, and the Northern Rebellion ending, the story is advancing into new and unknown territory. The main source of conflict is over, so we’re left thinking – now what?
Melisandre laid it out best when she said that the War of Five Kings means nothing now and the true threat lies to the North. What does this mean for the rest of Westeros, who are mostly ignorant of the impending doom? When will Tywin Lannister pay attention to the real threat, or will he ignore it? If so, will that mistake cost him? Also, how will Bran and his friends tie into all of this? Was Sam right, will this peculiar group of wargs and Hodor save the world? Can Bran really warg into anything? If so, that must include dragons. Can Bran use the dragons to burn all of the walkers? More importantly, when will Dany learn about everything that’s happening, and finally return to Westeros?
Only time will tell. For now, we just want to thank the GOT showrunners for producing another phenomenal season of television. We also want to thank you, our readers, for following us all season long. We hope to catch up with you next year when we recap GOT Season 4!
Rock Paper Watch’s Top Quote of 3X10:
Jenn’s Pick – “Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.” – Tyrion Lannister to King Joffrey
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Elizabeth’s Pick – “You really think a crown gives you power?” – Tywin Lannister summing up Game of Thrones in one, incredible sentence
Game of Thrones Recaps are authored by Jenn O’Mera (Lannister and Targaryen) and Elizabeth Bond (Stark and Baratheon). Feel free to contact any author with feedback or questions.
Every year, Game of Thrones watchers know that the ninth episode of the season is going to be a doozy. The first season, it was the death of Eddark Stark. The second season, it was the Battle of the Blackwater. This time it was the Red Wedding. The Red Wedding has been a scene dreaded by book-reader fans since the series was announced. It didn’t disappoint. The show delivered one of the most brutal and horrific sequences ever aired on television. I am still in shock and will probably be mourning for the next few days. Before we dive into the wedding, let’s check in with the rest of Westeros.
If you haven’t watched Game of Thrones episode 3×9 “The Rains of Castamere” stop reading, spoilers ahead.
House Targaryen
In what feels almost like a side story this week, we catch up with Daenerys and Co. Dany and her flock of men are discussing strategy on how to best infiltrate Yunkai. Dany needs help figuring out the map and Daario is more than happy to assist her. Jorah can’t take the flirtation. Daario points out a location where he can secretly enter the city – a back gate that the Second Sons used to sneak in and out prostitutes. Jorah wants to know how he knows about it; Daario rebukes him. He didn’t use this gate as Daario believes you cannot make love to property, or slaves. So Daario knows Dany’s weak spots, interesting.
Daario presents a plan – the best three fighters will infiltrate the city through the back gate. They will then move to the front gate, open it for the army, and unleash Dany’s forces on the city, sacking it in no time. Jorah doubts Daario and his intentions, believing it to be an ambush. “You’re a suspicious person. In my experience, only dishonest people think this way,” Daario responds. Ouch, Jorah. He knows your weak spots, too.
Dany asks Grey Worms what he thinks and he trusts Daario and the plan. So it’s decided. The trio will leave that night. Barristan tries to join the group but Jorah won’t let him. He insists that Barristan is the Queen’s Guard and that his place is by the Queen’s side. He reminds Barristan that they must “do whatever needs to be done, no matter the cost, no matter our pride.” Hmm, this is interesting. These two clearly have a lot of tension together and trouble has been brewing in paradise for a while. I think this is foreshadowing to something happening that ends up shaking up Dany’s group of advisors very soon.
Daario, Jorah, and Grey Worm are next seen preparing to enter the back gate of Yunkai. Daario says he will enter, kill the guards, and whistle a signal. “I’m a great whistler, greatest whistler in the land. “ Jorah can barely hide his eye roll. Pretty quickly we hear a whistle and he actually is pretty good. So the three men are in, and they are preparing to face what they think will be a few guards. They are soon faced by way more than a few guards. But with some impressive sword and arakh (Dothraki weapon of choice) work by Jorah and Daario, oh and spear work by Grey Worm, can’t forget him, they are through them pretty quickly. And I feel like I have to point out that Jorah has some impressive skills. But he is not pleased. “That’s what you call a few guards?”, he grumbles to Daario. As if on cue, a huge group of guards come storming in, encircling them. How can they make it out of this one alive?
Dany is waiting at camp with Missandei and Barristan. “How long does it take to sack a city?,” she asks impatiently. Jorah and Grey Worm suddenly return, bloody and beaten but alive. The plan worked, and everyone in Yunkai surrendered or died. But Dany seems disinterested. All she wants to know about is the whereabouts of Daario Naharis. The look on Jorah’s face is devastating. He finally realizes Dany definitely doesn’t return his feelings, and cares way more about the new young captain in her ranks. Daario gallantly enters the tent kneeling down in front of the Queen presenting her with the flag of Yunkai. “The city is yours, my Queen.” Dany has won, and her horde has just grown to a terrifying size.
Interesting Viewing Party Commentary – “At this point, the only thing that can take down Dany and her forces is if she somehow can come face to face with Bran. Why couldn’t Bran figure out a way to warg into a dragon and turn her own greatest weapon on her?” ~ Insight from my roommate
We guess only time will tell.
House Stark
Samwell and Gilly – Sam and Gilly have finally made it to The Wall. As they march through the woods, Sam tells Gilly about a secret passageway through The Wall. She wants to know how he knows about it. Sam tells her he learned it by reading. Gilly replies, “you know all that by staring at marks on paper…you’re like a wizard!” Sam immediately lights up, he’s so cute and smitten!
As they approach The Wall, Gilly tells Sam that her father once said that no Wildling ever looked upon The Wall and lived. “And here we are, alive!” Oh Gilly, its not that easy. But, speaking of Wildlings…
Jon Snow – Snow and the Wildlings find the Night Watch’s horse breeder. Giantsbane wants to steal the horses and kill the breeder. Snow is against the idea, arguing that it’s not worth killing an innocent man, they should just take the horses and go. Giantsbane replies that this is part of the plan, to lure the Watchmen out and kill them away from their camp. With that, they storm the breeder’s home. On the way in, Snow bangs his sword on a rock warning the breeder. As the breeder climbs onto a horse Ygritte draws her bow and arrow. Snow says her name tenderly and she misses. She looks at him shocked.
Snow and the Wildlings catch up with the breeder; Orell demands that Jon Snow cut his throat, “Make the crow kill him, you’re one of us now. Prove it!” Snow picks up his sword and holds it to the man’s throat. He hesitates. Those Starks and their big hearts, it gets them every time (more on this later). Meanwhile, in a nearby tower…
Bran/Rickon – Bran and the gang are taking refuge from a storm in a tower that overlooks Snow, the Wildlings, and the breeder. The thunder upsets Hodor, he starts Hodoring and storming around the tower. It’s loud enough to attract the attention of the Wildlings down below. Bran, desperate to get Hodor to be quiet, knocks him out with his mind. Hmm, interesting.
Jojen convinces Bran to use his Warg powers to enter the minds of the direwolves, who are down there hunting so they can see what is going on outside of the tower.
Jon Snow is holding his sword to the breeder’s throat. Everyone around him is telling him to do it, even the breeder! Ygritte, knowing he can’t do it, shoots the breeder. “He’s a crow, he’ll always be a crow, and here’s his crow wife guarding him. He’ll stab us in the back first chance he gets,” says Orell. “Kill him,” replies Giantsbane and it’s on. Snow immediately pushes Ygritte out of it so she’s not fighting his battle for him. Giantsbane grabs her and forces her to watch, “You’re not going to die for one of them!” he screams at her.
The direwolves (via Bran) help Snow by attacking the Wildlings. There’s a brief moment where Snow looks around and is like wait a second, where did these direwolves come from!? He stabs Orell in the stomach and says, “You were right the whole time,” proving to the Wildlings and viewers that he never intended to abandon the Watch. Orell uses his Warg powers to get an eagle to attack Snow. This part made me squirm; I was really worried he was going to lose an eye. Snow hops on a horse and leaves Ygritte and the Wildlings. Man, that’s a sucky way to get dumped.
After things quiet down, Jojen explains to Bran that although Wargs exist North of the Wall, he’s a special kind because he can enter other people’s minds. Jojen reiterates their need to go North of the Wall to find the three-eyed crow. I’m not a 100% sure of why this is so important, but okay, let’s go with it. Osha protests going North of the Wall and you can’t blame her; she worked hard to get south of it. Bran makes a decision; Osha will take Rickon to one of the Stark bannerman while the rest of the gang continues north.
Arya – The Hound and Arya are on their way to the wedding. They come upon a wagon. The Hound helps the old man fix his wagon and then knocks him out. He moves to kill him and Arya jumps in front of him. Much like Jon Snow, she protests the death of a man who didn’t do anything wrong. “You’re very kind,” he says “Some day it will get you killed (foreshadowing).” Oh the Stark family and their big hearts, I just can’t deal with it.
Later, Arya and The Hound arrive at The Twins. The Hound stops just outside the grounds for a little snack. Arya is getting anxious she won’t really get to meet up with her family. Like Bran and Jon Snow, she’s almost there. She’s been crossed too many times to be optimistic. When The Hound teases her, she replies, “Someday I’m going to put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull.” Damn.
Robb – “Are you sure about this?” asks Catelyn. They are standing over his map discussing the plan to go after the Lannister home of Casterly Rock (hello there Theon hint, click at your own risk). Catelyn is surprised to be back in her son’s inner circle, he explains that she was right about sending Theon to bargain with the Greyjoys and he respects her ability to think strategically. Now, he’s asking for her advice. The plan hinges on getting Frey’s forgiveness and troops. Catelyn gives her blessing, “Show them how it feels to lose what they love.” Oy, that was like a blow to the stomach.
At The Twins, Frey greets the Stark entourage with a tray of bread and salt. In the Seven Kingdoms, it’s said that you cannot harm a person in your home once they’ve partaken of your bread and salt. Robb begs for forgiveness since he is responsible for breaking the oath to marry one of Frey’s daughters. Frey brings out his daughters and explains that Robb could have had his pick of any one of them, including both twins! Robb explains, “My ladies, all men should keep their word, kings most of all. I was pledged to marry one of you and I broke that vow. The fault is not with you. Any man would be lucky. I did what I did not to slight you but because I loved another.” Talisa, that’s your cue. Frey wants to see what all the fuss is about. She steps forward. “Very pretty,” Frey says. “Prettier than this lot.” He says she’s trying to hide her figure under her dress but he has always been able to see what goes on under a dress. “You wanted to hide her you shouldn’t have brought her here in the first place,” says Frey. He then continues as Robb stifles his anger and Talisa braves his remarks “I say he betrayed me for firm tits and a tight fit, and I can respect that. When I was your age I would have broken 50 oaths to get into that without a second thought.”
During the ceremony, Frey brings out a heavily veiled bride for Robb’s uncle Edmure. After seeing Frey’s daughters earlier, Edmure is expecting the worse. But surprise, she’s gorgeous. Edmure breathes a sigh of relief and the ceremony continues.
We then move into the grand hall for the feast. Everyone is in good spirits. Catelyn and Roose Bolton are, dare I say, flirting. Edmure and his wife are totally smitten. Robb is looking at Talisa like his heart could just burst he loves her so much. Frey interrupts and declares that it is time for the bedding ceremony. It’s kind of creepy that this is the girl’s father saying it’s time for her deflowering, but whatever. The bride and groom are escorted out by the opposite sex to the bedroom, where they basically get to watch them mess around.
Robb and Talisa hang back and discuss the peculiar tradition. He explains that it provides proof that the marriage has been consummated. She redirects his attention to her growing belly and explains there are other ways of providing proof. Robb asks Talisa if she’s having a boy or a girl. She says if it’s a boy she wants to name him Eddard. Oh man, my heartstrings. They kiss. Catelyn, looking on, smiles. The family is joyous again and soon Arya will be joining, oh happy day!
Then a man marches to the back of the chamber and closes the door. Catelyn watches him. She seems concerned. Then the band begins to play “The Rains of Castamere.” As we learned from Cersai last week, the song was dedicated to Tywin Lannister after he crushed the House Reyne of Castamere. The song is the Lannister anthem. As soon as it starts, we know and Catelyn knows this is not good. She cautiously returns to her seat.
Outside Robb’s direwolf Grey Wind begins to whine. He is trapped in a cage. Robb’s men are getting drunk. Arya and The Hound arrive in their wagon, but they’re told they cannot enter since the feast is over. Soldiers run past them into the gate.
The music stops and Lord Frey addresses Robb. Catelyn, in full panic-mode, looks at Roose Bolton and he gives her a look. It could only be described as Come on; you know what’s going to happen next, don’t you? He then glances down at his sleeve. She pulls the sleeve back and he’s wearing chain. He’s dressed for a fight. You don’t wear chain to a wedding.
While all of this is going on, Frey is saying that he hasn’t given Robb a wedding present.
Catelyn rushes to stand and slaps Bolton screaming “ROBB!” Bolton runs away. A man runs up behind Talisa and stabs her, repeatedly, right in the abdomen. He won’t stop stabbing her! Robb sees it and is genuinely shocked. He can’t understand what is happening. His love, his baby, all the blood.
Crossbows begin to fire from the balconies. Robb is struck and he falls. Catelyn is shot through the shoulder. His men are being killed. It is a massacre.
Outside, Arya sees Robb’s men being killed. She notices Grey Wind in the pin and moves towards it to free him. Then Frey’s men storm out and surround the pin, firing crossbows killing Grey Wind. The Hound tells Arya “it’s too late” and knocks her out to take her away. She was so close.
Robb struggles to stand, he crawls over to Talisa. “The King in the North arises,” says Frey, obviously entertained at all this bloodshed. Robb’s love is dying alone on the floor; he has to be with her. Catelyn sees one of Frey’s young wives cowering under a table. She drags the girl out from under the table by her hair. Catelyn holds a knife to the terrified girls throat.
She begins to plead with Lord Frey to let Robb go. “Enough! Let it end! Please! He is my son, my first son! Let him go and I swear we will forget this. I swear it by the old gods and the new we will take no vengeance.”
Frey replies “You already swore me one oath right here in my castle you swore by all the gods that your son would marry my daughter.”
Catelyn continues her plea, “Take me for a hostage, but let Robb go.”
She then turns to her son, “Robb, get up! Get up and walk out, please. Please!”
Frey smugly asks, “And why would I let him do that.”
Catelyn gathers the remaining of her strength and announces, “On my honor as a Tully. On my honor as a Stark. Let him go or I will cut your wife’s throat.”
Behind her, Robb stands.
Frey goes “I’ll find another.”
Robb says, “Mother…” like he wanted to say, it’s okay, it’s done, we can rest.
Bolton comes up to deliver Robb’s killing blow, “The Lannisters send their regards.”
Robb falls. Catelyn wails. She kills the girl. Then she’s killed. Silence.
That’s it; there you have it, the Red Wedding. I cried on my couch in the fetal position for a little bit. Robb was supposed to be our hero; he was avenging his father’s death. He was winning the war. They ate the bread and salt. Arya was just outside. Everything about it was so wrong and harsh and heartbreaking. They killed everybody. He was in love; there was a baby on the way, a little Eddard no less! And that was his biggest mistake. Robb Stark died because he fell in love. Like I said, those Starks and their big hearts.
What’s next? Where can it go from here? Does this mean the Starks are no longer major players? When did Bolton change sides? Our guess is when he freed Jaime Lannister. Remember all those letters Tywin was writing while we enjoyed a little comedic relief? Now we know he was pulling the strings for the Red Wedding, he was behind all of it.
Keeping with this season’s theme of love versus honor, love continues to come at a very high price in Westeros. What does this mean for the other characters dealing with the same struggle? Now that Jaime will be back in Kings Landing, what lengths will he go to reunite with Cersei? Is it really that easy for Snow to abandon Ygritte and choose the Night’s Watch? What about Tyrion and Shae? How far will he go to keep his intentions with Sansa hidden from his father, and the love of his life safe from a familiar fate?
Rock Paper Watch’s Top Quote of 3X9:
Jenn’s Pick – “The blood wine will flow red and the music will play loud and we’ll put this mess behind us.” ~ Walder Frey describing what will forever be known as the Red Wedding
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Elizabeth’s Pick – “You’re very kind. Some day it will get you killed.” -The Hound summing up all the Starks’ problems
Game of Thrones Recaps are authored by Jenn O’Mera (Lannister and Targaryen) and Elizabeth Bond (Stark and Baratheon). Feel free to contact any author with feedback or questions.
Meet the Sand Snakes, the bastard daughters of Oberyn and Ellaria.
Sand Snakes using scorpion torture. NBD
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